‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics – after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition
New York Post | May 14, 2024 | Andrew Court
‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics – after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition
New York Post | May 14, 2024 | Andrew Court
Have you ever seen where Snoopy sleeps? It’s like that…
I understand but who wants to witness two Trans Males going at it like it was for the gold?
Ew.
Pelosi’s House!
Sheets with Pelosi’s picture imprinted would drive away any/all sexual desire.
Portrait of Maxine Waters or Chuck Schumer on the ceiling.
Extensive permitting is required before any engagement, including invasive STD screenings, as well as requirements that any proposed entanglement have the correct DEI score ratio…
That’d do it for me.
All sleeping spaces are sublet to migrants who carry knives and are very particular about what their bunkmates are getting into…
“People ask each other if the want to have sex. But no one ever asks the bed for permission to include it. What if the bed is anti-sex? It’s bed rape!”
– Some Women’s Studies Professor Somewhere –
Just for sheets and giggles…
“They’re being all lovet-duvet! Rape!”
“An’ don’t you worry ’bout nothing-o baby-o: I’m on the pillow.”
Don’t like singles
Do like twins
Best part about fitted
Is gettin’ ins
Bed, Bertha & Beyond
Not-So-Hot-Bunking
What Is an “Anti-Sex” Bed?
One already inhabited by a feminist.
Hillary’s face on the pillow cases
Remembering back to how small my back seat was in my younger days makes me think the fit-as-a-fiddle Olympic athletes will find a way.
“A bed that makes you think of Conservatarian’s back seat would be an anti-sex bed.”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it!“
What is an “anti-sex” bed?
A bed that gets upset when you don’t respect its pronouns.
A bed involving any member of The View