Welcome to IMAO! If Walrus’s Internet Is Down Next Week, Feel Free To Call Him on the Walrus Hotline Any Time, Day or Night Posted by Oppo on 23 May 2024, 11:00 am . “I’ll take that!” Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
As long as you have a comely assistant to weed out the crank calls… Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Phone-Answering Intern: “Why am I here? Why is there no phone? Why don’t the shades come down? What are those bright lights for? When will he be done ‘moving in’? Do I look OK for him?” Loading... Reply to this comment
Other Phone-Answering Intern: {in British accent} “. . . and you’re calling Mr. Walrus why, exactly?” Loading... Reply to this comment
Walrus: “Hotline’s ringing, Caroline.” Miss Munro: “Yeah, it might be for me.” Loading... Reply to this comment
As long as you have a comely assistant to weed out the crank calls…
Don’t need one when you know all the calls are crank calls.
” . . . And we’re just the guys to make ’em!”
Gene on Line 1:
Phone-Answering Intern:
“Why am I here?
Why is there no phone?
Why don’t the shades come down?
What are those bright lights for?
When will he be done ‘moving in’?
Do I look OK for him?”
Other Phone-Answering Intern:
{in British accent}
“. . . and you’re calling Mr. Walrus why, exactly?”
Never been called Why before.
Walrus Installs IMAO Moon Nuker Welcome Patio
Walrus: “Hotline’s ringing, Caroline.”
Miss Munro: “Yeah, it might be for me.”
Well, finish getting dressed and answer it.
Next intern!
Decent rack: I’d do her.