Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Howdy Mr. Walrus.”

“Boy Howdy! Looking very good today Miss Cardinale.”

“Thought I would be more American with the holiday coming up.”

“I think you nailed it.”

Winner

6.

This week

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Which one is funniest?
112 votes · 112 answers

Democrats Review Their Presidential Candidate Options

“Now He Belongs to the Aged”

My favorite meme so far of the debate:

Family Curse! Like Uncle, Biden Now Faces Democrat Party Cannibals

Mark Steyn on the Recent Debate

The moderators did their best. Here’s Dana Bash signaling to Joe the direction in which to point his head:

It’s funny, because she is redirecting Biden’s eyes away from her chest. — Oppo

Watch CNN anchor hand signal Joe on where to look pic.twitter.com/QDhyZ2SNJ6— TacoBill’s Pic of the Day (@JerseyBillz) June 28, 2024

Was there anyone else on the stage? Not so’s you’d know from the headlines. Biden lost to himself. And considering that the object was to make the debate all about Trump that’s quite an accomplishment.

So what’s going on? Why did whoever’s running the show allow this to happen?

I’ve been of the view, ever since the 2020 primary season, that Biden is the Permanent State’s conscious response to Trump: in 2016, Trump was all candidate and no minders; Biden is all minders and no candidate. In that sense, the dead husk of a moth-eaten sock-puppet is the perfect embodiment of American politics. We can do all the cracks about “Obama’s third term” or “the Manchurian candidate”, but the truth is that, in a supposedly self-governing republic of 350 million people, we have absolutely no idea who’s actually running the show – other than the fact that, out of those 350 million, the only one we can definitively rule out of having anything to do with it is the purported head of the executive branch.

You have to figure that that’s greatly to the advantage of the Deep State, and that’s why they’d like to keep it that way. It’s quite something to teach the people the lesson that representative politics is just a meaningless joke, third-rate dinner-theatre in which all the faux-combat is an obvious sham. In the Soviet Union, the point wasn’t to persuade you to believe the lie but to force you to live with the lie. Reducing the two-year US election cycle to the same state inflicts an even more brutal humiliation on the masses.

— Mark Steyn, “The Plot Thickens,” 6/28/24

Straight Line of the Day: Biden Will Return for Second Debate in September, Only This Time…

Biden vows to return for second debate against Trump after disastrous performance
https://nypost.com | 6/28/2024 | Olivia Land

President Biden is still committed to the second debate against Donald Trump despite his abysmal showing on Thursday night.

Biden, 81, will return to the debate stage in September, CNN Senior White House Correspondent Kayla Tausche reported Friday morning, citing an advisor.

Welcome to IMAO! Have a Seat Under an Unimaginably Weighty Concrete Slab

We’re going to have a meeting about structural flaws in the columns.

Why a Friday Night Open Thread?

Why not?

Got This Past the Thought Police

Joe Biden tells a lot of allies

“I’m a well-known allier.”

He’s allying all the time.

And Kamala Harris would bring this country to its knees, which would blow.

9 Out of 10 Economists Agree: Your Dollars Are Badly Inflated

Straight Line of the Day: Baffling New Species of Snake Discovered. The Reason It’s Baffling: …

“Baffling” New Species of Snake Discovered in Myanmar
Scitech Daily | Jan. 28, 2024

Welcome to IMAO! Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Friday Classic Funny

“So Mr. Walrus, decided to show up today have we?”

“Sorry but I am a busy man with busy man stuff to do.”

“And that would be?”

“Do you really want to know?”

“On second thought. Probably not.”

“Good choice.”

Don’t know if it is funny but I love you guys and had to share.

Heh, Heh . . . We Don’t Have Any Online Humor Disputes Here, Do We? Thanks.

… such as about pineapple on pizza?

Man accused of attempted murder in hammer attack over online gaming argument
NBC News | June 25, 2024 | Doha Madani

A 20-year-old man is accused flying across the country and trying to murder someone with whom he had an online gaming dispute in a hammer attack.

Edward Kang, 20, flew from Newark, New Jersey, to Jacksonville, Florida, to confront someone he had an online dispute with, Nassau County, New Jersey, Sheriff Bill Leeper said. Court records show he was charged Monday with second-degree attempted murder and attempted burglary.

If I point out that isn’t technically “flying across the country,” you won’t come after me with a hammer, will ya?

Straight Line of the Day: What Profiteth It a Man…