Gator had missing woman’s remains in its jaws when Houston police shot it dead
San Antonio Express News | 05/31/2024 | Rhyma Castillo

Authorities discovered the remains of a missing woman in the jaws of an alligator this week in Houston, prompting an investigation into her cause of death by the city’s Homicide Division Sergeants.

I have a guess, Homicide Division Sergeants.

“Patrol officers located the remains of a woman in the jaws of an alligator in the Horsepen Bayou,

you see . . .

just west of El Dorado Boulevard, while searching the area for a woman reported missing” on Tuesday, Houston police said in a Wednesday release.

Police did not name the woman,

Her parents did that.

who they believe to be in her 60s,

because there are no records of her on file?

but they told KHOU-TV that she went for a walk around 7:30 p.m. Monday and never returned. Her husband reported her missing Tuesday morning.

Quick, isn’t he?

Houston police fatally shot the alligator

… as opposed to … ?

“to prevent it from doing more damage to the remains,” after which a dive team retrieved the remains and the alligator from Horsepen Bayou, according to the Wednesday release.

“At this time, the investigation is pending cause and manner of death, to be determined by an autopsy,” police said.

Oppo cashes in his chips.

Canadian city of Victoria flies “period flag” to “work towards menstrual equity”
Not the Bee | 5/31/2024 | Cardinal Pritchard

I’m not joking, this is a real post from a real city in Canada promoting a real leftist holiday called Menstrual Hygiene Day.

City of Victoria
Today we join efforts to reduce the stigma around periods & work towards menstrual equity. City Hall will light up red & display the period flag on our community flagpole.

Man on fire inside Florida Publix; police investigating 30-year-old in critical condition after fire
news4jax | May 29, 2024 | Christie Zizo

PLANT CITY, Fla. – Police in Plant City are investigating why a man was on fire inside a Publix Supermarket, News4JAX’s sister station WKMG reported.

Police said they received a call Wednesday about a 30-year-old man on fire inside the store on James L. Redman Parkway in Plant City around 6:35 p.m.

People inside the store tried to extinguish the flames.

Plant City Fire Rescue took the man to a nearby hospital where he is listed in critical condition.

No word on how the man caught fire inside the store.

Party on.