Ex-Perts Agree

Dear Ann Landers:

A certain amount of padding in a bra is effective in keeping guys from viewing every woman as the hands-down favorite in a wet T-shirt contest.

However, at some point does or does not the thickness of the padding become — shall we say — false advertising?

— A Concerned Citizen named Oppo

I Hate Myself for Wondering About What’s Up With Her Right Leg — But I Do

GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA

Deep Fake Revealed. But the Video’s Legit.

Christine Blasey-Ford Suddenly Remembers Sexual Encounters With Various IMAO Commenters; Site To Be Investigated

Stormy Daniels and Trump’s Bloomingdale’s Chick Corroborate

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Friday Classic Funny

“Watch it, those things are sharp!”

“Most spears are.

“Oh yes, that as well.”