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Man accused of attempted murder in hammer attack over online gaming argument
NBC News | June 25, 2024 | Doha Madani

A 20-year-old man is accused flying across the country and trying to murder someone with whom he had an online gaming dispute in a hammer attack.

Edward Kang, 20, flew from Newark, New Jersey, to Jacksonville, Florida, to confront someone he had an online dispute with, Nassau County, New Jersey, Sheriff Bill Leeper said. Court records show he was charged Monday with second-degree attempted murder and attempted burglary.

If I point out that isn’t technically “flying across the country,” you won’t come after me with a hammer, will ya?

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