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Cartoons and Memes

“Good morning Miss Welch, looking good.”

“Thank you, even in this old thing?”

“In anything, or in nothing.”

“Which is?”

“Nothing, nothing at all.”

“Cad.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Preview of Tomorrow Night’s Presidential Debate: …

FBI Installs New Press Entrance at Quantico

SI Swimsuit Madness : Round 6 Matches 111 & 112 : Results Round 6 Matches 109 & 110

Summertime and the voting is easy. I hope everyone is exercising the franchise if you know what I mean and I think you do, We are coming up on our nation’s birthday so I hope everyone is ready to celebrate but first this week’s matches and the results from last week.

Results

Round 6 Match 109

Hilary Rhoda 107 Defeats Brooks Nader 25

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Round 6 Match 110

Clair Bidez 79 Defeats Genevieve Morton 68

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Round 6 Match 111

Dominique Piek vs Georgia Gibbs

Dominique Piek

  • Round 1 Match 12 Defeated Danielle Herrington 190-67
  • Round 2 Match 54 Defeated Clair Bidez 97-82
  • Round 3 Match 83 Lost to Christen Harper 45-122
  • Round 4 Match 103 Defeated Lorena Duran 82-80

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Georgia Gibbs

  • Round 1 Match 14 Defeated Genie Bouchard 110-62
  • Round 2 Match 55 Defeated Genevieve Morton (T 86-86) 158-150
  • Round 3 Match 84 Lost to Hailey Clauson 63-99
  • Round 4 Match 104 Defeated Natasha Barnard 98-75

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Round 6 Match 112

Alana Blanchard vs Paige Spiranac

Alana Blanchard

  • Round 1 Match 1 Defeated Abby Dahlkemper 175-74
  • Round 2 Match 49 Defeated Alex Morgan 127-62
  • Round 3 Match 81 Lost to Alyssa Miller 47-105
  • Round 4 Match 101 Defeated Josephine Skriver 123-51
Alana Blanchard

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Paige Spiranac

  • Round 1 Match 30 Lost to Paige Vanzant 79-146
  • Round 2 Match 43 Defeated Naomi Osaka 170-14
  • Round 3 Match 94 Defeated Rose Bertram 126-65
  • Round 4 Match 102 Defeated Anna Kournakova 103-83

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Slow Noose Day

I’ve heard it said that that’s the way to deal with illegals who sneak into our country and rape and kill people — a slow noose day.

I don’t know. I’d never go to a hanging. Apart from being disturbing, in a little way it generates sympathy for the criminal, flipping and flopping up there. Thank God they use the hood!

I’m for capital punishment as long as I don’t have to watch it. (Unless it was revenge for someone who killed someone I know.)

Straight Line of the Day: Why Communist Food Sucks

I didn’t even have to come up with this one by myself!

Why Communist Food Sucks
YouTube | June 4, 2024 | Eat’s History

Communist food is often perceived as bland due to the historical context of resource scarcity and centralized control over food production and distribution in communist countries. During the 20th century, many communist states, such as the Soviet Union and Maoist China, faced significant economic challenges, including chronic shortages of spices, fresh produce, and quality ingredients. The emphasis on equal distribution often led to the production of simple, standardized meals designed to be cost-effective and easy to produce on a large scale. Additionally, the suppression of private enterprise stifled culinary innovation and diversity, resulting in a limited variety of flavors and culinary techniques being widely available to the population. Consequently, the food in these regions became associated with being monotonous and lacking in flavor.

e.g., Hungarian Gulags

Mousey Tongue

There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch-lady.

Harvard Yardbirds

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Babesleaga Group AA : Week 3 : Jayma Mays vs Elizabeth Banks

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Jayma Mays vs Elizabeth Banks

Jayma Mays (2-0-0 Pts. 160 Avg. 80.00)

  • Round 1 Defeated Sarah Chalke 74-56
  • Round 2 Defeated Angela Kinsey 86-24

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Elizabeth Banks (1-0-1 Pts. 128 Avg. 64.00)

  • Round 1 Tied Sophia Bush 64-64
  • Round 2 Defeated Elle Kemper 64-43

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Babesleaga Group AA : Week 3 : Elle Kemper vs Amanda Peet

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Elle Kemper vs Amanda Peet

Elle Kemper (1-1-0 Pts. 134 Avg. 67.00)

  • Round 1 Defeated Sarah Paulson 91-33
  • Round 2 Lost to Elizabeth Banks 43-64

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Amanda Peet (2-0-0 Pts. 198 Avg. 99.00)

  • Round 1 Defeated Angela Kinsey 102-18
  • Round 2 Defeated Sarah Paulson 96-11

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Babesleaga Group AA : Week 3 : Sarah Paulson vs Sophie Bush

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Sarah Paulson vs Sophie Bush

Sarah Paulson (0-2-0 Pts. 44 Avg. 22.00)

  • Round 1 Lost to Elle Kemper 33-91
  • Round 2 Lost to Amanda Peet 11-96

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Sophie Bush (0-1-1 Pts. 125 Avg. 62.50)

  • Round 1 Tied Elizabeth Banks 64-64
  • Round 2 Lost to Sarah Chalke 61-64

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Straight Line of the Day: If Trump Could Really Get Rid of the Income Tax, …

Trump floats eliminating U.S. income tax and replacing it with tariffs on imports
CNBC | June 13th, 2024 | Emily Wilkins and Kevin Breuninger

Key Points

— Donald Trump discussed the idea of imposing an “all tariff policy” that would ultimately enable the U.S. to get rid of the income tax, sources told CNBC.
— He also talked about using tariffs to leverage negotiating power over bad actors, according to another source in the room.
– Trump championed tariffs during his first term in the White House.

Donald Trump on Thursday brought up the idea of imposing an “all tariff policy” that would ultimately enable the U.S. to get rid of the income tax, sources in a private meeting with the Republican presidential candidate told CNBC.

Trump, in the meeting with GOP lawmakers at the Capitol Hill Club in Washington, D.C., also talked about using tariffs to leverage negotiating power over bad actors, according to another source in the room.

The remarks show Trump, who championed tariffs as a foreign policy multi-tool during his first term in office, is considering a drastically more protectionist trade agenda if he defeats President Joe Biden in November.

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Babesleaga Group AA : Week 3 : Sarah Chalke vs Angela Kinsey

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Sarah Chalke vs Angela Kinsey

Sarah Chalke (1-1-0 Pts. 120 Avg. 60.00)

  • Round 1 Lost to Jayma Mays 56-74
  • Round 2 Defeated Sophie Bush 64-61

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Angela Kinsey (0-2-0 Pts. 42 Avg. 21.00)

  • Round 1 Lost to Amanda Peet 18-102
  • Round 2 Lost to Jayma Mays 24-86

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