Mika Leans To the Left

Have you noticed? Yes, I’m guessing you have.

I know I can do better than that cup in stopping her. Put me in, Coach!

Just don’t let her spew — liberal gibberish.

She’s leaning some more! Where’s my cup?

Do As I Say for an Astronomical Salary, Not As I Blow My Astronomical Salary To Do

Ex-Commish of State Addiction Agency Busted for DUI After Crashing Into Parked Cars, Urinating on Self: DA
New York Post | July 1, 2024 | Carl Campanile and Steve Janoski

The ex-head of the state’s Office of Addiction Services and Supports was busted in Queens for drunken driving last week — and allegedly was so plastered that she slammed into parked cars and urinated on herself.

Straight Line of the Day: Where Does One Apply To Become a Member of the General Public?

Welcome to IMAO! What’s Going On With Mika’s Left Breast?

Friday Classic Funny

“Good morning Miss Munro, what ya got for today?”

“Just some post holiday videos, nothing much.”

“Continuing a trend I see.”

“??”

“Never mind.”