Promoted Comment: Nancy and Joe

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You’ve got to admit, it sounds pretty authentic.

Nancy Pelosi: It’s up to the President to decide if he’s going to run.
Joe Biden: I’ve already decided, I’m running.
Nancy Pelosi: That’s completely up to you.
Joe Biden: I know it is and I’m telling you I’m running.
Nancy Pelosi: Whatever you want to tell me, I will accept.
Joe Biden: I told you! I am running!
Nancy Pelosi: Either option is okay.
Joe Biden: I understand that and I’ve chosen my option!
Nancy Pelosi: When you’re ready to share that option, I’m ready to receive that shared option.
Joe Biden: I’ve already shared it! I feel like you want me to drop out!
Nancy Pelosi: It’s not what I want. It’s what YOU want. And that is to drop out.
Joe Biden: THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID.
Nancy Pelosi: You’re sure?
Joe Biden: Honestly, no. I can’t remember.

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Arkansas Man Ses Las Vegas Dancer for Over $38M | Says he was misled to believe they were exclusive
5News | 07/08/2024 | Logan Begneaud

A Washington County man is filing a lawsuit against a Las Vegas dancer after he says an “extensive, fraudulent scheme” lasting ten years cost him over $35,000,000, according to court documents.

The lawsuit claims in 2014 the plaintiff, Fred Brunner, was going through a divorce and “decided to go to a Las Vegas gentleman’s club to smoke a cigar and have a few cocktails.”

That’s where he met a woman.

The woman, who was reportedly a dancer, “made a significant amount of money from Brunner that night … and learned Brunner was far wealthier than her normal patrons — wealthy enough to change her life,” the lawsuit alleges. The lawsuit claims the woman communicated with him daily while scheming to “form a make-believe relationship” with the ultimate goal of getting as much money out of him as possible.

Over ten years, Brunner claims the “woman hoodwinked him into thinking they were in an exclusive, romantic relationship.” During this time, the lawsuit says she accepted a house and several trips funded by Brunner. Brunner also claims he would send financial support to the woman at “her specific request.”

During the woman’s alleged scheme, the lawsuit says she collected over $3 million from Brunner.

“Contrary to her countless representations to Brunner, the woman was in fact in a romantic relationship with another man in Las Vegas,” the lawsuit says. Additionally, the lawsuit claims the woman gave some of Brunner’s money to the other man. “All along, she had no intention of following through on her representations, doing only what was necessary to keep Brunner from being suspicious,” the lawsuit alleges. Brunner is seeking compensation and punitive fees from the woman amounting to $38,500,000, according to the lawsuit.

The defendant:

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Florida Researchers Find Unusual Crooked Fish in Silver Glen Springs
UPI | July 8, 2024 | Ben Hooper

“… this fish likely got its interesting shape from a spinal injury at some point in its life,” researchers wrote.

The gar, which weighed in at about 10.6 pounds, was returned to the water.

“With their razor-sharp teeth and armor-like scales, longnose gar may look scary, but they are no threat to humans, and they play an important role as an apex predator in many of Florida’s freshwater ecosystems,” the post said.

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Ready for the pool Miss Munro?”

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“Damn.”