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San Francisco to fight crime by ordering Tenderloin businesses to close earlier
Just The News | 12 July 2024 | Kenneth Schrupp

The San Francisco Board of Supervisors unanimously approved a measure to impose a curfew on businesses in the city’s Tenderloin District over concerns that open businesses are hotspots for crime, drug dealing and drug use.

The legislation also noted how the city’s police officers are typically outnumbered by large groups of “people engaged in illegal activity,” suggesting crime in the area’s disarray has grown past law enforcement’s ability to control.

Cops will be imposing a curfew on homeless encampments on sidewalks and public lands, too, by the same logic. No?

Haven’t cops always been outnumbered by large groups of criminals in a jurisdiction? Wasn’t there once a way of addressing this, other than defunding the police?

Government By Pure Whim

Federal Court OKs Home Alcohol Distillation
Court Listener | July 10, 2024 | Judge Mark T. Pittman

The court found that regulating home alcohol stills is not one of the enumerated powers given to the government.

At https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txnd.384014/gov.uscourts.txnd.384014.49.0.pdf

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS
FORT WORTH DIVISION

… Yet they somehow find in the penumbras of the Constitution the power of the Executive Branch — not Congress — to distribute billions and billions of taxpayer dollars to helping EV manufacturers upgrade their factories and build one or two charging stations near a photographer. It’s enumerated, somehow, somewhere.

Secret Service Looking for 20-Year-Old Long-Haired Nerd Who Entered Bureau of Printing and Engraving With Bolt-Cutters, Knapsack, and Forklift and Made Off With Engraving Plates and Paper

“We Thought D.C. Police Had It Covered”

Biden Extends Olive Branch to GOP-hers

From the “Sgt. UnPrepares” Album

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What would you think if too right makes a wrong?

Would you stand behind a girl five-foot-three?

Show me your ear and I’ll zing it along

Because nobody f***s with a B.

Oh, get these guys with a little help from the feds . . .

Yes, abet Biden with a little help from the feds . . .

Gonna try with a little help from the feds . . .

DNI, anybody?

We need some bloody no-name

FBI, anybody?

We need somebody to blame

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B side: Fix In, A-Hole

Straight Line of the Day: Things Trump Can Say To His Inner Circle That He Can’t Say on the Campaign Trail: …

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