Did Kamala Harris Just Fall Out of a Cocoanut Tree?

I never would’ve thought to ask that, if the L.A. Times hadn’t brought it up:

In memes and money, Kamala Harris’ note-perfect political instincts are paying off
Los Angeles Times | July 22, 2024 | Mary McNamara, Culture Columnist and Critic

Never has an NCAA Sports Day been so widely and breathlessly covered as it was on Monday.

And never has it been clearer that Vice President Kamala Harris, now the presumptive Democratic nominee for president, did not just fall out of a coconut tree.

And if a conservative had written that, would it have been attacked as “racist”?

Let The Praising of Kamala Begin

Kamala Harris Quotes That Prove We’re Living in Veep
theconservateur.com | 7/21/24 | Erin Spellman

Only a year and a half into the current administration, it’s hard to believe that our nation’s top ‘girl boss,’ Vice President Kamala Harris, has produced such a high volume of wisdom. There is no denying that Harris has a way with words. From complex foreign policy explanations to groundbreaking musings on the COVID-19 pandemic, our VP has been a sage for the people.

Here’s my favorite philosophical soliloquy (because it sounds as though she’s shouting her stream of consciousness into a void) from our babbler-in-chief:

“The governor and I, we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires. What we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children.”

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