“There was cotton-pickin’ candy, and PopCorn — not a bad dude. You think I’m joking. There was a Tilt-a-World. There was this thing that you hit with a hammer, who, when — and I won the kids and the babysitter a stuffed cloaca bear. But anyway…” {Military band starts playing to drown out his words. Vice President Harris dances a little.}
Brandon: “I was the head Yoyoman on the USS Sniffer when the kamikaze’s starting attacking and I shot down more than I can count up to…9.”
Yoyoman Rand of the USS Sniffer:
Everyone deserves a wet willie every now and then.
He beat up Tailgunner Joe I heard.
Battle of the Midway.
“Stand up, Admiral Nimitz!”
Never, ever poke the cloaca bear.
Isn’t that one of the battles Beau died in? Suffocated while sniffing a teddy bear or something.
It was when I landed in Chicago, and the throngs at the luggage carousel were aggressive…
“I’d rather have a bottle at Midway than a battle at Midway.”
Nancy Pelosi: It’s up to the President to decide if he’s going to run.
Joe Biden: I’ve already decided, I’m running.
Nancy Pelosi: That’s completely up to you.
Joe Biden: I know it is and I’m telling you I’m running.
Nancy Pelosi: Whatever you want to tell me, I will accept.
Joe Biden: I told you! I am running!
Nancy Pelosi: Either option is okay.
Joe Biden: I understand that and I’ve chosen my option!
Nancy Pelosi: When you’re ready to share that option, I’m ready to receive that shared option.
Joe Biden: I’ve already shared it! I feel like you want me to drop out!
Nancy Pelosi: It’s not what I want. It’s what YOU want. And that is to drop out.
Joe Biden: THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID.
Nancy Pelosi: You’re sure?
Joe Biden: Honestly, no. I can’t remember.
Rather a coherent argument, were they using stand-ins?
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