President Trump To Address Republican National Convention: Secret Service To Show Up Fifteen Minutes Beforehand To Look Over Venue

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  1. Before Trump goes on stage, someone should take a moment and invite the attendees to look around for anyone or anything suspicious looking. If everyone is satisfied, then proceed. If someone has any concerns, Secret Service (or any concealed carry attendees) should check it out and give the okay, then proceed.

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