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You’ve got to admit, it sounds pretty authentic.

Nancy Pelosi: It’s up to the President to decide if he’s going to run.
Joe Biden: I’ve already decided, I’m running.
Nancy Pelosi: That’s completely up to you.
Joe Biden: I know it is and I’m telling you I’m running.
Nancy Pelosi: Whatever you want to tell me, I will accept.
Joe Biden: I told you! I am running!
Nancy Pelosi: Either option is okay.
Joe Biden: I understand that and I’ve chosen my option!
Nancy Pelosi: When you’re ready to share that option, I’m ready to receive that shared option.
Joe Biden: I’ve already shared it! I feel like you want me to drop out!
Nancy Pelosi: It’s not what I want. It’s what YOU want. And that is to drop out.
Joe Biden: THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID.
Nancy Pelosi: You’re sure?
Joe Biden: Honestly, no. I can’t remember.