“The Vice President and I, we were all discussing my resignation letter and the significance of the writing of letters on letters. So when you think about it, there’s great significance to the letters on letters and how they are written. We should think about what we need to do to write these letters, and the letters we write them on when we think about a day in the life of a resigning president. Most significantly I definitely wrote those letters on the letter with significance.” -Joseph Boden Sr.
. . . Kamala has started her debate prep:
“We are standing on a stage before people, we are going to talk, people are going to listen, lights are on us, cameras are on us, we are here, in the now, due to the significance of the passage of time, between my days of riding a yellow school bus to drawing Venn diagrams. I love Venn diagrams, whatever they are. Cackle cackle cackle. The torch has been passed from a head of emptiness to a head of lettuce, so lettuce go forth and multiply. This is what we can be, unburdened by my not going to Europe either. What was the question?”
… what’s on Netflix?
Cobra Kai, Baby
“There’s no rule that says babies can’t do karate!”
… the Democrats will be forced to put their hopes on petty grifters again…
Now That Biden’s Out of the Race…
Kamala can’t wait to ask Willie to be her VP.
… Hunter can finally step out from beneath Joe’s imposing shadow…
…we can go ahead and release “Weekend at Bernie’s 3.”
TBH, I expected they’d pull a Dave before letting Biden drop out.
Shane Gillis is all lined up to handle rallies for the Trump campaign from here on out, so why not?
I heard that they’re going to do a “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” theme for the rallies. Whatever the format, they’re ain’t enough popcorn to go around.
Rush transcript from the WH:
“The Vice President and I, we were all discussing my resignation letter and the significance of the writing of letters on letters. So when you think about it, there’s great significance to the letters on letters and how they are written. We should think about what we need to do to write these letters, and the letters we write them on when we think about a day in the life of a resigning president. Most significantly I definitely wrote those letters on the letter with significance.” -Joseph Boden Sr.
I am hoping the Democrats select their nominee through bloodsport. I might actually watch that convention.
Equity bloodsports sound amazing!
My money’s on the blue haired Viking in the Balenciaga evening gown.
Now That Biden’s Out of the Race…
I sleep sounder knowing he is no longer President. Wait, he isn’t resigning as well?
On the other hand, would “President Harris” let you sleep any more soundly?
Maybe. Campaign ad idea for her: “She’s the Happy Ending!”
Yes if you include all the alcohol I would then be consuming.
… I’m waiting for him to emerge from his basement and announce that he’s un-withdrawing from the race…
. . . Kamala has started her debate prep:
“We are standing on a stage before people, we are going to talk, people are going to listen, lights are on us, cameras are on us, we are here, in the now, due to the significance of the passage of time, between my days of riding a yellow school bus to drawing Venn diagrams. I love Venn diagrams, whatever they are. Cackle cackle cackle. The torch has been passed from a head of emptiness to a head of lettuce, so lettuce go forth and multiply. This is what we can be, unburdened by my not going to Europe either. What was the question?”
The question is…did you get the all important Willie Brown endorsement?
Even worse, she got the forged Joe Biden endorsement