Straight Line of the Day: One Whole Wing of the Biden Presidential Library and Museum Will Be Dedicated To… Posted by Oppo on 25 July 2024, 12:00 pm Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
Well, I know what ten percent of the proceeds will be dedicated to. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
One Whole Wing of the Biden Presidential Library and Museum Will Be Dedicated To… the, you know, things. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
… a trashed living space, with Biden portraits ripped to shreds, as well as a single magic rose in a glass cloche. Loading... Reply to this comment
“Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., the Pope, the Dali Lama, and Me: The Early Stuggles” {sic} Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
. . . classified documents that visitors can easily access through touch screen searches Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
Or “Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers” and “The Gender Biden’s DEI Supreme Court Hire Can’t Identify” Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
. . . Beau Memorial History Rooms, each featuring one of the many battles Beau died in (KJP: “No, the picture of Beau with Davy Crockett is not a Photoshop. Photoshop didn’t exist in 1836. Duh. Next question?”) Loading... 6 Reply to this comment
. . . the Masochist Torture Room, featuring Biden-Harris speeches . . . the Gitmo Terrorist Breaking Room, featuring nonstop Harris cackling . . . the Hall of Baby Shampoos . . . the Overpriced DNC Gift Shop, featuring Barry and Mike urinal cakes, Ukrainian lotto tickets, and a lot of Made in China junk. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
Well, I know what ten percent of the proceeds will be dedicated to.
One Whole Wing of the Biden Presidential Library and Museum Will Be Dedicated To…
the, you know, things.
Trick question. There’ll only be one wing – the left wing.
… his exploits outside of government…
… the lid he normally used, and the lid Kamala prefers…
… the ACELA…
…acronyms he mangled…
N — double-A — Pee-Pee?
Empty space. Like between his ears.
Scratch n’ Sniffs.
Ice cream and hair spray. Both guaranteed to satisfy.
… a trashed living space, with Biden portraits ripped to shreds, as well as a single magic rose in a glass cloche.
Cloche but no cigar.
…DR. JILL…
“This Way to the Ignominious Exit” following a confused path.
“This Way to the White Powder Room”
Disneyworld-like recording: “C’mon, Man!”
“It’s our haul world after all”
“Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., the Pope, the Dali Lama, and Me: The Early Stuggles” {sic}
. . . broken lie detectors and BS meters
. . . classified documents that visitors can easily access through touch screen searches
Parking Garage with a full range of souvenir secret files.
Restrooms labled “Men” and “Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers.”
Or “Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers” and “The Gender Biden’s DEI Supreme Court Hire Can’t Identify”
. . . Beau Memorial History Rooms, each featuring one of the many battles Beau died in (KJP: “No, the picture of Beau with Davy Crockett is not a Photoshop. Photoshop didn’t exist in 1836. Duh. Next question?”)
KJP Elevator that tells you up is down.
A Pervillion
. . . the Masochist Torture Room, featuring Biden-Harris speeches
. . . the Gitmo Terrorist Breaking Room, featuring nonstop Harris cackling
. . . the Hall of Baby Shampoos
. . . the Overpriced DNC Gift Shop, featuring Barry and Mike urinal cakes, Ukrainian lotto tickets, and a lot of Made in China junk.
Animatraumic ™ little girls’ room
Barely Decipherable Concession Stand
The Court-Defying Captain E.O.