Paris ‘feels like a jail’ as security ramps up for the Olympics
Metro News via MSN | 07/24/2024 | Gergana KrastevaSquadrons of soldiers drafted from all over France; an AI surveillance system that would make China’s president Xi Jinping jealous; both banks of the River Seine barricaded….
A ‘no-go’ grey zone – something like an iron curtain – has been erected in the heart of the city, making it inaccessible to both residents and tourists without a valid QR code.
Also known as a ‘Games Pass’, it allows entry to the perimeter – but the system to get one is complicated and has led to a lot of confusion. Visitors have also been advised to apply more than a week before arriving.
Also, fecal Seine, anti-sex beds, and no air conditioning.
… Survival Gymnastics, to be held at night in the Montmartre party precinct…
… the 400 meter sprint to the nearest gendarmes…
I think Internet Trolling should be an Olympic sport. Nothing works the hands and fingers more (don’t say it).. not to mention the brain power involved.
Projectile vomiting. Judging will be based on volume, distance, and the style of the projectee.
Well, if Hurling can be an O-Sport then Spitting would have to be added also…HAWK TUAH! Hurling and Curling as O-sports..someone would write a song about that.
If a package of bacon isn’t resealable, it contains 1 serving. That’s just science, I didn’t make the rules.
Bacon Eating should be an Olympic sport.
Paris Olympics? Might as Well Add a New Category: …
waiter snottiness.
…and Drag Queens re-enacting The Last Supper. (google it if you haven’t heard)
Testicular limbo: How low can you let them hang while pretending to be a woman.
New Category: The rented electric scooter toss.