Straight Line of the Day: Quick! Biden’s Running Out of Lies! You Need To Submit One For Consideration… Posted by Oppo on 11 July 2024, 12:00 pm Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 4
… (Future lie) “I would have proven that I beat Trump, using geometric logic…” Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
“I crossed the Atlantic Ocean before Charles Lindbergh, on Amtrak. No joke.” Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
“Her hair smelled like henna and cocoanuts, but I got her off the island before the cannibals came for us. I rode her to the Solomon Islands — where Beau died.” Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
“Last week, I defeated the GEICO caveman in a cognitive test.” (Dominion is working on the results) Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
…”I was born a poor black child…”
… (Future lie) “I would have proven that I beat Trump, using geometric logic…”
…”LEEROY BIDEN!!!”
“I crossed the Atlantic Ocean before Charles Lindbergh, on Amtrak. No joke.”
From the Atlantic to the Indian Ocean?
No joke.
Biden struggles to get from the Atlantic to Marvin Gardens
“I never had sex with that man, Barack Obama”!
“Come on man!”
Gotta be careful with the punctuation on that one.
“Her hair smelled like henna and cocoanuts, but I got her off the island before the cannibals came for us. I rode her to the Solomon Islands — where Beau died.”
“rode her”?
“Last week, I defeated the GEICO caveman in a cognitive test.” (Dominion is working on the results)
Qualified for the Tour de France. (We’ve all seen the pictures.)
“I am not a SCHMUCK! No joke.”
Ever tell you about the time I ate an entire outboard motor?