And they’re coming to take Joe away, ha-ha
They’re coming to take Joe away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And he’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take Joe away, ha-ha
…”I really like that Mika – fine gal…”
Mika, why don’t you relax your arms? I can do that for you.
Off topic, Morning Joke and Mika are threatening to quit after being pulled off the air yesterday.
Hire people who can’t control their basest instincts even when they’re married.
Promote them relentlessly.
Keep them off the air because of fear that they won’t be able to control their basest instincts to gloat over the Trump shooting.
Act surprised that they resent this.
Oppo is sending her an IMAO Inter application right now.
Very doubtful that Walrus would approve her.
But I love me some Mika body.
Tell her to use the name Bika Mrzezinski – Walrus will never figure it out.
Hah! You can’t fool me on the Babe front. I am master of Babes!
Okay, we will do a newspresenter division. Nominations for the group now open.
Mika.
Joy Reid. Someone has to finish last…
Shannon Bream.
Wait! Employees at MSNBC are considered newspresenters? (Looking around for Rod Serling).
You could probably get a full NewsBabesleaga from just current and former newsbabes from OANN.
Give Joy Reid some cellar competition. “That’s Pat” nominee Rachel Madcow.
Not sure if one can reach back in history for this contest. It’s probably for current newsbabes.
I’d have gone with Kimberly Guilfoyle. Because I like legs and boobs.
I thought the schtick was Mika was pulling Joe on the air.
And they’re coming to take Joe away, ha-ha
They’re coming to take Joe away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And he’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take Joe away, ha-ha
Edit: And he’ll be happy to see those nice young girls with the clean, long hair…
Got any hot sauce for these rapid deployment speech snacks? They taste like lead.
“Pifflesquit”
“Nailed that one on the head”
“What a pu$$y!” in all it’s various inflections.
Things Trump Can Say To His Inner Circle That He Can’t Say on the Campaign Trail: …
You know, I’m not feeling Taco Tuesdays as much as I used to.