Well, it’s 8:30 p.m. EST, and I just finished watching creepy whispering rambling Biden finish his press conference — which was scheduled for 5:30 EST, and rescheduled to 6:30 EST, and began at 7:30 EST — and I am confused and depressed, amused, exhausted, and vindicated.
Apart from praising “vice president Trump,” I can’t remember the good zinger he ended up with.
The shame is, when I resort to the White House transcript, it will all read like Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.
ADDITION:
Five-minute version of the event on YouTube — someone compiled a sample of his stupidity, but by no means all of it.
Oh, yeah — now I remember: He claims he’s had three neurological exams in the past year or two, so the press muppet may have to correct her statement that there was only one as part of a routine exam.
He clarified:
He saw a neurologist and found out he has a bad foot.
He has a neurological test every morning – it’s called standing upright …
The press conference would have been wrapped up a half Hur earlier if they edited out his use of “anyway” when he lost his train of thought.
“I’m going down to the Johnson Library … anyway … MORE CHILDREN ARE KILLED BY GUNS THAN ALL OTHER CAUSES! By bullets. IN AMERICA!!!!! … anyway … ”
He said Delaware has more corporations registered than all other states combined. True? Does that not hint at corruption?
Delaware gives corporations very favorable tax incentives, but the recent judicial screwjob of Elon Musk there is having many consider packing up and moving to Texas.
“I’m gonna get Japan and Korea back together again.”
The only thing that is getting Japan and Korea somewhat friendly towards each other is Communist China.
Thanks to the ChiComs, there’s a tenuous alliance of Japan, South Korea, Singapore, Indonesia, Taiwan and… Vietnam.
Crazy times we live in.
Golda Meir, Israeli P.M. 1969-1974: Biden says he remembers sitting and giving her advice.
Commenter on another site:
Live Transcriber: “I have spent more time with Xi … for real — and I handed in all my notes — Xi believes that China is a large enough market to invest there in return for commitments to do A, B, C, D, or not do things … number of balloons quote-unquote that came to an end … Xi and me … Xi understands there’s a price to pay for undercutting both the Pacific Basin and Europe .. a billion people … not a billion people … that got curtailed when we said to play by the same rules.”
Sane. Capable. Healthy. Truthful.
Video
BIDEN: “I’m following the advice of my commander-in-chief”
https://rumble.com/v56kuhg-biden-im-following-the-advice-of-my-commander-in-chief.html
Biden claimed that Trump just said that he just heard of NATO.
That is demonstrably false on both counts.
Claimed he “traveled 15 time zones the week before the debate.” He was holed up at Camp David 10 days before the debate.
But go on overlooking these things, media.
You people watched that? Man you guys are weird.
Just me.
Didn’t watch it.
Number of brain cells retained the next morning: 100%.
And said until he ran for election, Delaware was “what they call now a red state,” and had never voted for a Democrat candidate for President.
While you all were wasting your time watching that jerk I was making wild love to my bride. I’m just kinky like that.
How kinky?
“Four snores and seven minutes ago, I had a dream, that my wretched children would not be judged by a jury of 12, but on the basis of their political affiliation. In the famous words of Patrick Henry, we are taking your liberty and giving you death. Oh wait, that was Pfizer and Fauci. Whatever. You have nothing to fear except a Harris administration. And I conclude that you ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for what’s left of your country, as a result of the day that will live in infamy: November 3, 2020. That day was not our finest hour. Stop reading. Look up. Smile. Try not to look like a deer in the headlights. Too late. Sigh.”