Good night.
Camila Cabello vs Iggy Azalea
Camila Cabello (1-1-0 Pts 134 Avg. 67.00)
VS
Iggy Azalea (1-1-0 Pts. 134 Avg. 67.00)
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The US Navy says it can’t stop the Houthi attacks on shipping with force alone
Business Insider via Yahoo ^ | August 9th, 2024 | Jake Epstein
I’m sorry, Harvey. Your beloved Navy is now full of pusscakes. Weakness, weakness, wokeness.
The US Navy’s counter-Houthi mission will not be enough on its own to stop the Iran-backed rebels from attacking vulnerable merchant ships, the admiral overseeing operations in the Middle East said this week.
Vice Adm. George Wikoff, the commander of US Naval Forces Central Command, said that it will take more than force and firepower to deal with the Houthis. Rather, Washington and its allies must come up with an alternative way to apply pressure on the group.
“The solution is not going to come at the end of a weapon system,”
Oh, yes it will. Do pirates sit down at a negotiation table? No, they don’t.
Wikoff said Wednesday at an event hosted by the Center for Strategic and International Studies think tank. “It’s going to be the international community.”
“Wikoff” rhymes with what?
Good Afternoon.
Doja Cat vs Megan Thee Stallion
Doja Cat (0-2-0 Pts. 51 Avg. 25.50)
VS
Megan Thee Stallion (0-2-0 Pts. 23 Avg. 11.50)
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We got our hands on a Spielberg/Hanks production, with Ron Howard to direct. All we need is a plot and snack-food and soda endorsements and so forth.
SCENE: A feisty 5′ 2″ black girl goes into a redneck bar and hears some 6′ 8″ rednecks redneckling some trans pro-abortionist [note: need to determine how that came up in conversation], as they drink their redneck beers. No Bud Lights in sight. After a successful and awesome fight, she…
[Here’s where the script needs some massaging and messaging.]
Harvey Weinstein is interviewing some cute white teen girls for the role.
Our choice:
Good morning.
Selena Gomez vs Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez (2-0-0 Pts. 169 Avg. 84.50)
VS
Miley Cyrus (0-2-0 Pts. 47 Avg. 23.50)
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Two down and five to go.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Taylor Swift | 2 – 0 – 0 | 180 | 90.00 | 46 | 90.00-23.00 |
| Selena Gomez | 2 – 0 – 0 | 169 | 84.50 | 58 | 84.00-29.00 |
| Billie Eilish | 2 – 0 – 0 | 138 | 69.00 | 81 | 69.00-40.50 |
| Camila Cabello | 1 – 1 – 0 | 134 | 67.00 | 85 | 67.00-47.50 |
| Iggy Azalea | 1 – 1 – 0 | 134 | 67.00 | 72 | 67.00-36.00 |
| Doja Cat | 0 – 2 – 0 | 51 | 25.50 | 177 | 25.00-88.50 |
| Miley Cyrus | 0 – 2 – 0 | 47 | 23.50 | 168 | 23.50-84.00 |
| Megan The Stallion | 0 – 2 – 0 | 23 | 11.50 | 191 | 11.50-95.50 |
Week 3
