“Good evening Mr. Walrus. You look tired.”
“Indeed I am Miss Cardinale, been doing yard work all day.”
“Oh you dear, anything I can do?”
“Well I do have this kink in my back…”
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Archive of entries posted on 24th August 2024
Some Democrat Snake Just Told My Girlfriend Eve That If We Ate This Apple We’d Get Government Handouts For Life. Sounds Tempting.
IMAO — Now More Woke Than Ever!
By typing out random thoughts, we are committed to providing “equitable internet access,” as well as providing a platform for environmental monitoring to help enforce climate goals.
We’re also committed to monitoring and protecting the Earth! Our platforms can carry advanced sensors that can track greenhouse gas emissions in real-time, supporting the development of enforceable, accountable climate-friendly policies.
Transforming women’s lives through sustainable empowerment.
Are there any buzzwords I’ve missed? (I copied most of that text from some actual woke company.)
