Straight Line of the Day: A Typical Comment From Oppo’s Mom: … Posted by Oppo on 30 August 2024, 12:00 pm Not Oppo’s mom: Neither: Lee Meriwether Bat Girl – Yvonne Craig Hell! Between these, “Gilligan’s Island,” and Audra Barkley, it’s astounding to me I made it out of those years without a hernia. Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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“Oppo, sweetie, I know that this may come as a shock, but your father… he was… he was… a hamster” [sips nervously from a glass of elderberry wine] Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
“For you, the day Oppo’s Mom graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.” Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
“OPPO, honey, come rub Momma’s back. My lumbago is acting up again.” Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
A Typical Comment From Oppo’s Mom: …
I brought you into this world and I can take you out.
…I wish you’d quit hanging out with those weird IMAO people. But the cat seems nice.
“Get yer cotton-pickin’ hands off that thing.”
“How old are you? Yer gonna go blind, Billy!”
Me: “My name’s not Billy, Mom.”
A Typical Comment From Oppo’s Mom: …
Your brother is a doctor. Your sister is a CEO and you? What are you? A failure.
“Oppo, sweetie, I know that this may come as a shock, but your father… he was… he was… a hamster” [sips nervously from a glass of elderberry wine]
“For you, the day Oppo’s Mom graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.”
I feel this may be obscure. I don’t recognize it, myself.
Eh, it was worth a shot.
Got me. Could just be some random gibberrish.
Taco Tuesday I can understand.
“None of this is going to be made public, will it, dear?”
“OPPO, honey, come rub Momma’s back. My lumbago is acting up again.”