Babesleaga Group AC : Week 1 : Meredith Baxter vs Nancy McKeon

Good night.

Meredith Baxter vs Nancy McKeon

Meredith Baxter

VS

Nancy McKeon

Who do you prefer?
36 votes · 36 answers

Babesleaga Group AC : Week 1 : Marilu Henner vs Suzanne Somers

Good evening.

Marilu Henner vs Suzanne Somers

Marilu Henner

VS

Suzanne Somers

Who do you prefer?
55 votes · 55 answers

Latest Trump Assassin Dies When Anvil Falls on Him During FBI Interrogation

Related: His Acme Jet-Powered Sneakers Didn’t Materially Aid His Escape, Either

They’re All Working as Press Secretaries

The World is Running Out of Children as Global Birth Rates Collapse
Life News | September 4, 2024 | Steven Mosher

The result of all of these empty wombs is that humanity just passed a major milestone, although not one we should celebrate.

For the first time in the 60,000 or so years that human beings first arrived on the planet, we are not having enough babies to replace ourselves.

“Empty wombs”? You sure you want to go there, Dr. Strangelove?

Babesleaga Group AC : Week 1 : Judy Landers vs Valerie Bertinelli

Good afternoon.

Judy Landers vs Valerie Bertinelli

Judy Landers

VS

Valerie Bertinelli

Who do you prefer?
64 votes · 64 answers

Conspiracy Theory of the Day: What Possible Reason Could They Have for Shutting Down IMAO for Four Days?

Welcome to IMAO! To Reiterate: No Blasting of Rap Music in Residential Areas

Babsleaga Group AC : Week 1 : Judith Light vs Elizabeth Berkley

Fall is in sight and we have our next league opening.

Judith Light vs Elizabeth Berkley

Judith Light

VS

Elizabeth Berkley

Who do you prefer?
65 votes · 65 answers

Babesleaga Group AB : Final Results and Standings

Despite some technical difficulties our latest group has finished and we have our winner.

Selena Gomez

Congratulations to Selena Gomez on a well earned 7 and 0 record.

Results

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Who do you prefer?
64 votes · 64 answers

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Who do you prefer?
84 votes · 84 answers

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Who do you prefer?
99 votes · 99 answers

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Who do you prefer?
86 votes · 86 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Selena Gomez7 – 0 – 059685.1415385.14-21.85
Camila Cabello6 – 1 – 054377.5717977.57-25.57
Taylor Swift5 – 2 – 047968.4228068.42-40.00
Billie Eilish4 – 3 – 037052.8534052.85-48.57
Iggy Azalea2 – 4 – 131645.1436645.14-52.28
Miley Cyrus2 – 4 – 130844.0039544.00-56.42
Doja Cat1 – 6 – 014020.0050020.00-71.42
Megan Thee Stallion0 – 7 – 07610.8559310.85-84.71

New, Group AC for all you guys of a certain age. You know who you are.

Week 1

  • 10:00 am Judith Light vs Elizabeth Berkley
  • 2:00 pm Judy Landers vs Valerie Bertinelli
  • 6:00 pm Marilu Henner vs Suzanne Somers
  • 8:00 pm Meredith Baxter vs Nancy McKeon

I Am Not a Bot. I Am in Yoor House 

Please enable yoor camera is you are a hot woman undressing, but please not if you are a typical IMAO male.

On second thought, what good would that do me? Please come to my house if you are a hot woman undressing. But save it till you get here. Again, would not be of benefit to me if you undressed on the way. Possibly dangerous, too, if you drive a stick. Are panty hose still a thing? I can foresee problems with the brake pedal.

It’s Saturday. I’m Working on a Screenplay. A Serious Screenplay

All I have so far is the intro. Need a little help with the second verse.

Come and listen to my story ’bout a man named Oppo

From watching various movies, he believed there was a babe Gestapo

And then one day he was shootin’ for some feud

And up through his mind came a Babe-ylon crude:

“Vile, that is.

Mmm. Back bacon.

Texas toast.”

Welcome to IMAO! A TwoFer

She’ll go from cigarettes to booze.

Trust me, guys, it’s just that easy!

One Ounce of Secret Service. Pound of LGBTQ etc. Pinch of Disney Characters. Put in Blender; Mix Well

Secret Service seeks attendees for LGBTQ summit at Disney World as campaign season heats up
Washington Times | September 4, 2024 | Victor Morton

The Secret Service failed to protect former President Donald Trump and the embattled agency will be taxed to the limit by the peak of presidential-campaign season.

But it will be well-represented at an LGBTQ summit at Disney World.

Reporter Susan Crabtree of RealClear Politics posted Wednesday on social media an agency-wide email from the Service’s DEI office that solicited people to attend the “Out and Equal” Workplace Summit at the Orlando, Florida, theme park.

  1. Who will protect them?

2. Is it possible that their budget is just a teensy bit too ample?

Soap

Sometimes it’s good

Sometimes it’s bad

Sometimes so slippery you lose it

Sometimes it’s green (good!)

Sometimes it’s white (bad!)

Most times Europeans don’t use it.

Welcome to Speed Dating at IMAO! — Alternate Title: If You Can Get All Four To Agree “He Seems Nice,” You’re In