(Footage taken when Oppo was onstage at a recent intern summer Christmas party, doing his Chippendales impression.)

…and a bonus Ginger, before they shut us down again:

Control yourself, Professor. Discussing the physics of cleavage.

“For every dollar you send to keep IMAO up and running, intern hustler Bambi here will pledge two dollars to shut it down!”

(We don’t have “supervisors” or “wranglers,” just “hustlers.”)

Back in January 2022, then-Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Mike Gilday issued the call [“Get Real, Get Better”] to bolster the Navy’s readiness and warfighting capability by creating and embracing a culture that empowers its leaders and sailors to self-assess and work through performance issues.

Here at IMAO, we struggle with creating and embracing a culture that empowers posters and commenters to self-assess and work through performance issues.

So here are some babes:

The Skipper is exhibiting the same exact look I would, in his place. Gotta maintain your cool.