I’ve been dethroned as a wise-ass lyricist. I doff my hat to our very own wordsmith, Bob B. Feel free to steal it, Weird Al:

Biden [singing]:

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Third boxcar, who knows where
Destination Delaware
Old, worn out brain and shoes
I was bought with union dues
Pelosi stabbed me, as I have found
Obama too, so I just wander around
I’m a man who’s mean and empty
I’ve been dethroned

I know every engineer on every train
All of their children, and all of their names
And every story is locked in my head
Even Jill knows that, at long last, that I’m brain-dead
I sing, Biden for sale or rent
Got no power, got no sense
No core, no point, you see
I ain’t got integrity

Ah, but, two hours ’til hard lid comes
Buys twelve hours of freedom from those bums
I’m a man who’s mean and empty
I’ve been dethroned!

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