(Footage taken when Oppo was onstage at a recent intern summer Christmas party, doing his Chippendales impression.)

…and a bonus Ginger, before they shut us down again:

Control yourself, Professor. Discussing the physics of cleavage.

“For every dollar you send to keep IMAO up and running, intern hustler Bambi here will pledge two dollars to shut it down!”

(We don’t have “supervisors” or “wranglers,” just “hustlers.”)