Well, the Cultural apocalypse is happening right now. so it’s not that. There is also a Political apocalypse, Medical Apocalypse, and a Transportation Apocalypse all occurring now. Everything we hold dear or need, that we take for granted, are in an Apocalypse.
The USF CMS team, whose field and lab work was led by USF PhD student Kema Malki, used an inflatable raft to retrieve samples in May-June 2017 from five springs across northern Florida. In the raft are Malki and USF St. Petersburg student Paige Boleman taking samples at Ichetucknee Springs. Credit: University of South Florida.
The next apocalypse will likely be simultaneous shortages of life’s necessities. i.e…..
Mangoes
Pez dispensers
Gimme caps
Red tattoo ink
Police whistles
TV remotes
etc.
Gimme caps:
A traditional ball cap adorned with advertising that is GIVEN away (free) by the advertising organization. Example: “Ted’s Foundation Repair and Lawns Mowed”
Turns Out the Apocalypse Won’t Be Military or Financial; It Will Be…
Im not sayin’ it will be because of Aliens…but it will be because of Aliens.
A severe geomagnetic storm caused by the sun at a time when our magnetic field is gone/reversing.
Well, the Cultural apocalypse is happening right now. so it’s not that. There is also a Political apocalypse, Medical Apocalypse, and a Transportation Apocalypse all occurring now. Everything we hold dear or need, that we take for granted, are in an Apocalypse.
When I was in college I once experienced The Great Keg Beer Apocalypse. (I never could afford to buy one.)
As a freshman, I helped steal a keg from the senior football frat. That was an apocalypse.
“You dirty rat.”
(in my best James Cagney voice)
Stupid people. And Climate Change. But, I repeat myself ….
This might be it.
I had a nightmare once where The Squad was superceded by an even more powerful evil outfit called The Tranny Squad.
“WHAT DO WE WANT?
APOCALYPSE!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
NOW!”
– Ivy League Students & Faculty –
The USF CMS team, whose field and lab work was led by USF PhD student Kema Malki, used an inflatable raft to retrieve samples in May-June 2017 from five springs across northern Florida. In the raft are Malki and USF St. Petersburg student Paige Boleman taking samples at Ichetucknee Springs. Credit: University of South Florida.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
Looking at what women look like today I’m thinking APOCA-LIPS!!!! Or a devastating EYEBROW-CALYPSE!!!!
The next apocalypse will likely be simultaneous shortages of life’s necessities. i.e…..
Mangoes
Pez dispensers
Gimme caps
Red tattoo ink
Police whistles
TV remotes
etc.
Tampons in mens’ locker rooms?
I’m from the Northeast, so forgive me:
What are
Gimme caps
?
Gimme caps:
A traditional ball cap adorned with advertising that is GIVEN away (free) by the advertising organization. Example: “Ted’s Foundation Repair and Lawns Mowed”
Alpacas in an eclipse
… in a major seaport in the state of Guerrero on the Pacific Coast of Mexico, about 240 miles south of Mexico City.
… a severe lack of viewable breasts on social media…
You’re, uh, on the right site.
Walrus and I have this under control.
Nice.
🙂
“So I don’t know what “apocalypse” means, it’s not like it’s the end of the world or anything!”
RATS….
Democ-RATS!
Turns Out the Apocalypse Won’t Be Military or Financial; It Will Be…
musical, an apocalypso.