You’re at a river. You want to cross it in a canoe, which is only big enough for you and one other item. On this side of the river you have a fox, a chicken, and a bushel of corn. You want to get them all to the other side.
A: What the hell is wrong with you? You don’t have anything better to do?
A: Get another canoe. Duh.
A: Why do you have a fox, a chicken, and a bushel of corn?
Why-a no Duck?
I’m choosing answer “A”
Sometimes a person just needs to stop and take a deep breath and ask themselves: “What would Barkley do”?