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Up the stairway, into the boxcar with the lure of the fair beyond . . . and then what?

Talk about Boxcar Willies.

8 Comments

  1. Failure for sale or rent, happy ending fifty cents
    Tax phone, tax pool, tax pets, gonna tax those cigarettes
    Ah, but, two hours of pushin’ lies buys an
    Eight or twelve inch poll rise
    I’m a woman of color with no followers, queen of deluded

    Third world, make it rain! Brand-new accent in Bangor, Maine
    Old worn out socialist ‘tudes, I don’t pay no union dues
    I smoked old Willies and have found, they’re short but not too big around
    I’m a woman behind the scenes by no means, queen of denude.

    • Kamala on the campaign tour using her best Hobo accent in front of a bunch of Hobos: ‘Ah, but, two hours of pushin’ broom
      Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
      I’m a woman of means by no means
      Queen of the road!”

  2. Biden [singng]: Third boxcar, who knows where
    Destination Delaware
    Old, worn out brain and shoes
    I was bought with union dues
    Pelosi stabbed me, as I have found
    Obama too, so I just wander around
    I’m a man who’s mean and empty
    I’ve been dethroned
    I know every engineer on every train
    All of their children, and all of their names
    And every story is locked in my head
    Even Jill knows that, at long last,that I’m brain-dead
    I sing, Biden for sale or rent
    Got no power, got no sense
    No core, no point, you see
    I ain’t got integrity
    Ah, but, two hours ’til hard lid comes
    Buys twelve hours of freedom from those bums
    I’m a man who’s mean and empty
    I’ve been dethroned

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