Oppo: Try here. Stop.
Bob B: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen at IMAO?
Oppo: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Bob B: What happened to then?
Oppo: We passed then.
Bob B: When?
Oppo: Just now. We’re at now now.
Bob B: Go back to then.
Oppo: When?
Bob B: Now.
Oppo: Now?
Bob B: Now.
Oppo: I can’t.
Bob B: Why?
Oppo: We missed it.
Bob B: When?
Oppo: Just now.
Bob B: When will then be now?
Oppo: Soon.
Bob B: How soon?
Even when daylight savings time gets here?
This is not a comment…
You are not reading this…
… or else you’d have to mail $2.00 to Walrus.
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Does anybody really know what time is?
If all comments are in real time, what happens when one gets moderated?
Oppo: Try here. Stop.
Bob B: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen at IMAO?
Oppo: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Bob B: What happened to then?
Oppo: We passed then.
Bob B: When?
Oppo: Just now. We’re at now now.
Bob B: Go back to then.
Oppo: When?
Bob B: Now.
Oppo: Now?
Bob B: Now.
Oppo: I can’t.
Bob B: Why?
Oppo: We missed it.
Bob B: When?
Oppo: Just now.
Bob B: When will then be now?
Oppo: Soon.
Bob B: How soon?
I prefer artificial time. It pisses off the progressives and gets the Karens demanding a manager.