“I am King of the Divan”
The Walruskkkch File (Declassified)
Age: 60
Height: 6′ 3″
Weight: Don’t be a cheeky monkey
Occupation: Librarian
Likes: Long walks on the beach on soft summer nights.
Dislikes: Long walks on the beach in the middle of Winter.
Favorite Color: Blue, no Yellooooooo…..
Life Goal: Not dying.
Best way to get him to do something: Tequila
Best way to stop him doing something: More Tequila!
Current Location: The Barca-lounger.
Contact: Above the waistline Sunshine.
Pronunciation of name: Just like it is spelled.
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