Bond Girlathon : Results 9/4/2024 : Matches 9/11/2024

The results are in and we have our winners for week 9/4/2024.

Madeline SmithNo PreferenceGloria Hendry
196029

Maud AdamsNo PreferenceBritt Ekland
119191

Week 9/11/2024

Carmen du Sautoy (Saida) vs Francoise Thierry (Chew Mee)

Saide

Actress:Carmen du Sautoy
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.

Carmen du Sautoy

VS

Chew Mee

Actress:Francoise Therry
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.

Francoise Thierry

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26 votes · 26 answers

Barbara Bach (Anya Amasova) vs Sue Vanner (Log Cabin Girl)

Anya Amasova

Actress:Barbara Bach
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

Anya Amasova, code name ‘Triple X’, was a KGB agent working under General Gogol. She had the same mission as Bond, to retrieve stolen microfilms for a submarine tracking system. After half co-operating and half getting in the way of each other, Bond and Amasova meet their bosses at the Egyptian HQ, who tell them that MI6 and the KGB are now co-operating, and the two should work together.

Barbara Bach

VS

Log Cabin Girl

Actress:Sue Vanner
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

The log cabin girl, played by Sue Vanner, was a KGB agent, and a lover of James Bond. While Bond and the girl were curled up under some furs on the floor of an isolated log cabin, M sent a message to Bond’s wrist watch that he was needed at once at HQ. As Bond got up to leave, the girl said “But James, I need you.”, to which Bond replied “So does England.” After he left, the girl radioed to KGB henchmen that Bond had let.

Sue Vanner

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26 votes · 26 answers

Caption This!

Emu to go on Holiday

Yes friends, The. Emu. is going on Holiday for awhile. But not to worry, security around here will now fall to some of his “Southern” cousins. Ladies and Gents, the Cassies.

Ya’ll play nice and no one gets hurts.

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 7 : Selena Gomez vs Billie Eilish

Good night.

Selena Gomez vs Billie Eilish

Selena Gomez (6-0-0 Pts. 525 Avg. 87.50)

  • Week 1 Defeated Camila Cabello 59-49
  • Week 2 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 110-9
  • Week 3 Defeated Miley Cyrus 89-17
  • Week 4 Defeated Taylor Swift 79-40
  • Week 5 Defeated Doja Cat 105-9
  • Week 6 Defeated Iggy Azalea 83-14

VS

Billie Eilish (4-2-0 Pts. 355 Avg. 59.17)

  • Week 1 Defeated Doja Cat 80-28
  • Week 2 Defeated Iggy Azalea 58-53
  • Week 3 Lost to aylor Swift 44-70
  • Week 4 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 88-6
  • Week 5 Defeated Miley Cyrus 61-44
  • Week 6 Lost to Camila Cabello 24-68

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86 votes · 86 answers

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 7 : Taylor Swift vs Camila Caello

Good evening.

Taylor Swift vs Camila Cabello

Taylor Swift (5-1-0 Pts. 438 Avg. 73.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Miley Cyrus 83-21
  • Week 2 Defeated Doja Cat 97-25
  • Week 3 Defeated Billie Eilish70-44
  • Week 4 Lost to Selena Gomez 40-79
  • Week 5 Defeated Igy Azalea 64-45
  • Week 6 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 84-8

VS

Camila Cabello (5-1-0 Pts. 485 Avg. 80.83)

  • Week 1 Lost to Selena Gomez 49-59
  • Week 2 Defeated Miley Cyrus 85-26
  • Week 3 Defeated Iggy Azalea 86-18
  • Week 4 Defeated Doja Cat 87-6
  • Week 5 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 110-5
  • Week 6 Defeated Billie Eilish 68-24

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99 votes · 99 answers

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 7 : Megan Thee Stallion vs Miley Cyrus

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Megan Thee Stallion vs Miley Cyrus

Megan Thee Stallion (0-6-0 Pts. 64 Avg. 10.67)

  • Week 1 Lost to Iggy Azalea 14-81
  • Week 2 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-110
  • Week 3 Lost to Doja Cat 22-49
  • Week 4 Lost to Billie Eilish 6-88
  • Week 5 Lost to Camila Cabello 5-110
  • Week 6 Lost to Taylor Swift 8-84

VS

Miley Cyrus (1-4-1 Pts. 236 Avg. 39.33)

  • Week 1 Lost to Taylor Swift 21-83
  • Week 2 Lost to Camila Cabello 26-85
  • Week 3 Lost to Selena Gomez 17-89
  • Week 4 Tied Iggy Azalea 51-51
  • Week 5 Lost to Billie Eilish 44-61
  • Week 6 Defeated Doja Cat 77-14

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84 votes · 84 answers

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 7 : Doja Cat vs Iggy Azalea

Good morning.

Doja Cat vs Iggy Azalea

Doja Cat (1-5-0 Pts. 130 Avg. 21.67)

  • Week 1 Lost to Billie Eilish 28-80
  • Week 2 Lost to Taylor Swift 25-97
  • Week 3 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 49-22
  • Week 4 Lost to Camila Cabello 6-87
  • Week 5 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-105
  • Week 6 Lost to Miley Cyrus 14-77

VS

Iggy Azalea (1-4-1 Pts. 262 Avg. 43.67)

  • Week 1 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 81-14
  • Week 2 Lost to Billie Eilish 53-58
  • Week 3 Lost to Camila Cabello 18-86
  • Week 4 Tied Miley Cyrus 51-51
  • Week 5 Lost to Taylor Swift 45-64
  • Week 6 Lost to Selena Gomez 14-83

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64 votes · 64 answers

Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Results and Standings

Last week and then on to the next group.

Results

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92 votes · 92 answers

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91 votes · 91 answers

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97 votes · 97 answers

Standings

ContestantsRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Selena Gomez6 – 0 – 052587.5013887.50-23.00
Camila Cabello5 – 1 – 048580.8313880.33-23.00
Taylor Swift5 – 1 – 043873.0022273.00-37.00
Billie Eilish4 – 2 – 035559.1726959.17-44.83
Iggy Azalea1 – 4 – 126243.6735643.67-59.33
Miley Cyrus1 – 4 – 123639.3338339.33-63.83
Doja Cat1 – 5 – 013021.6744621.67-74.33
Megan Thee Stallion0 – 6 – 06410.6752110.67-86.83

Week 7

  • 10:00 am Doja Cat vs Iggy Azalea
  • 2:00 pm Megan Thee Stallion vs Miley Cyrus
  • 6:00 pm Taylor Swift vs Camila Cabello
  • 8:00 pm Selena Gomez vs Billie Eilish

Next, Group AC

  • Elizabeth Berkley
  • Judith Light
  • Judy Landers
  • Marilu Henner
  • Meredith Baxter
  • Nancy McKeon
  • Suzanne Somers
  • Valerie Bertinelli

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Good evening Mr. Walrus. Got something a little bit different for you today.”

“And what would that be, pray tell.”

“Well, we are using actual cartoons this time around.”

“About time.”

Winner

4.

This week.

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10.

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Which one is funniest?
133 votes · 133 answers

Friday Classic Funny

“Good morning Mr. Walrus. What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on?”

“Looks like WordPress is going bonkers. Slow at times, sometimes just not working.”

“Any idea why?”

“I’m blaming Russian hackers trying to give cover to the FBI to make them think this is to help Trump get elected when it is really a psyop to help Harris, Putin’s prefered choice.”

“That is devious.”

“That’s the Russians for you.”

That’s it for today. WordPress just keeps cycling and won’t let me load anything more. Hope they fix it soon. Help us Basil, not Basil, you’re our only hope!

Cartoons and Memes

“Bit of a more mature look for you Miss Welch.”

“Going under cover, have to fit in.”

“Who you infiltrating?”

“IMAO.”

Winner

10.

This week.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

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49 votes · 49 answers

Bond Girlathon : Results from 8/28/2024 New matches for 9/4/2024

Our new feature is up and running and I hope everyone is enjoying it. We have the voting results and the next two matches for your enjoyment.

8/28/2024

Diana RiggAngela ScoularNo Preference
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8/28/2024

Jane SeymourCatherine SchellNo Preference
268842

Matches for 9/4/2024

Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) VS Madeline Smith (Miss Caruso)

Rosie Carver

Actress:Gloria Hendry
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.

Gloria Hendry

VS

Miss Caruso

Actress:Madeline Smith
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Miss Caruso was an agent of the Italian Secret Service. She was asleep with Bond at his home when, just before 6am, the doorbell rang. Bond answered the door to find M, who announced an urgent mission. He also casually mentioned that the Italian’s were complaining about their missing agent, Miss Caruso. In a scene lit with humour, Bond continually distracts M to avoid him finding Caruso, with a little help from Miss Moneypenny, who had accompanied M.

Madeline Smith

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Maud Adams (Octopussy / Andrea Anders) vs Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight)

Octopussy
Andrea Anders

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.

Maud Adams

VS

Mary Goodnight

Actress:Britt Ekland
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.

Britt Ekland

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59 votes · 59 answers

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Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Iggy Azalea vs Selena Gomez

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Iggy Azalea vs Selena Gomez

Iggy Azalea (1-3-1 Pts. 248 Avg. 49.60)

  • Week 1 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 81-14
  • Week 2 Lost to Billie Eilish 53-58
  • Week 3 Lost to Camila Cabello 18-86
  • Week 4 Tied Miley Cyrus 51-51
  • Week 5 Lost to Taylor Swift 45-64

VS

Selena Gomez (5-0-0 Pts. 442 Avg. 88.40)

  • Week 1 Defeated Camila Cabello 59-49
  • Week 2 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 110-9
  • Week 3 Defeated Miley Cyrus 89-17
  • Week 4 Defeated Taylor Swift 79-40
  • Week 5 Defeated Doja Cat 105-9

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Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Miley Cyrus vs Doja Cat

Good evening.

Miley Cyrus vs Doja Cat

Miley Cyrus (0-4-1 Pts. 159 Avg. 31.80)

  • Week 1 Lost to Taylor Swift 21-83
  • Week 2 Lost to Camila Cabello 26-85
  • Week 3 Lost to Selena Gomez 17-89
  • Week 4 Tied Iggy Azalea 51-51
  • Week 5 Lost to Billie Eilish 44-61

VS

Doja Cat (1-4-0 Pts. 116 Avg. 23.20)

  • Week 1 Lost to Billie Eilish 28-80
  • Week 2 Lost to Taylor Swift 25-97
  • Week 3 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 49-22
  • Week 4 Lost to Camila Cabello 6-87
  • Week 5 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-105

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91 votes · 91 answers