Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Good evening Mr. Walrus. Got something a little bit different for you today.”

“And what would that be, pray tell.”

“Well, we are using actual cartoons this time around.”

“About time.”

Winner

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Friday Classic Funny

“Good morning Mr. Walrus. What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on?”

“Looks like WordPress is going bonkers. Slow at times, sometimes just not working.”

“Any idea why?”

“I’m blaming Russian hackers trying to give cover to the FBI to make them think this is to help Trump get elected when it is really a psyop to help Harris, Putin’s prefered choice.”

“That is devious.”

“That’s the Russians for you.”

That’s it for today. WordPress just keeps cycling and won’t let me load anything more. Hope they fix it soon. Help us Basil, not Basil, you’re our only hope!

Cartoons and Memes

“Bit of a more mature look for you Miss Welch.”

“Going under cover, have to fit in.”

“Who you infiltrating?”

“IMAO.”

Winner

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Bond Girlathon : Results from 8/28/2024 New matches for 9/4/2024

Our new feature is up and running and I hope everyone is enjoying it. We have the voting results and the next two matches for your enjoyment.

8/28/2024

Diana RiggAngela ScoularNo Preference
349280

8/28/2024

Jane SeymourCatherine SchellNo Preference
268842

Matches for 9/4/2024

Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) VS Madeline Smith (Miss Caruso)

Rosie Carver

Actress:Gloria Hendry
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.

Gloria Hendry

VS

Miss Caruso

Actress:Madeline Smith
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Miss Caruso was an agent of the Italian Secret Service. She was asleep with Bond at his home when, just before 6am, the doorbell rang. Bond answered the door to find M, who announced an urgent mission. He also casually mentioned that the Italian’s were complaining about their missing agent, Miss Caruso. In a scene lit with humour, Bond continually distracts M to avoid him finding Caruso, with a little help from Miss Moneypenny, who had accompanied M.

Madeline Smith

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Maud Adams (Octopussy / Andrea Anders) vs Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight)

Octopussy
Andrea Anders

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.

Maud Adams

VS

Mary Goodnight

Actress:Britt Ekland
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.

Britt Ekland

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Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Iggy Azalea vs Selena Gomez

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Iggy Azalea vs Selena Gomez

Iggy Azalea (1-3-1 Pts. 248 Avg. 49.60)

  • Week 1 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 81-14
  • Week 2 Lost to Billie Eilish 53-58
  • Week 3 Lost to Camila Cabello 18-86
  • Week 4 Tied Miley Cyrus 51-51
  • Week 5 Lost to Taylor Swift 45-64

VS

Selena Gomez (5-0-0 Pts. 442 Avg. 88.40)

  • Week 1 Defeated Camila Cabello 59-49
  • Week 2 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 110-9
  • Week 3 Defeated Miley Cyrus 89-17
  • Week 4 Defeated Taylor Swift 79-40
  • Week 5 Defeated Doja Cat 105-9

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Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Miley Cyrus vs Doja Cat

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Miley Cyrus vs Doja Cat

Miley Cyrus (0-4-1 Pts. 159 Avg. 31.80)

  • Week 1 Lost to Taylor Swift 21-83
  • Week 2 Lost to Camila Cabello 26-85
  • Week 3 Lost to Selena Gomez 17-89
  • Week 4 Tied Iggy Azalea 51-51
  • Week 5 Lost to Billie Eilish 44-61

VS

Doja Cat (1-4-0 Pts. 116 Avg. 23.20)

  • Week 1 Lost to Billie Eilish 28-80
  • Week 2 Lost to Taylor Swift 25-97
  • Week 3 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 49-22
  • Week 4 Lost to Camila Cabello 6-87
  • Week 5 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-105

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Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Megan Thee Stallion vs Taylor Swift

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Megan Thee Stallion vs Taylor Swift

Megan Thee Stallion (0-5-0 Pts.56 Avg. 11.20)

  • Week 1 Lost to Iggy Azalea 14-81
  • Week 2 Lost to Selena Gomez 9-110
  • Week 3 Lost to Doja Cat 22-49
  • Week 4 Lost to Billie Eilish 6-88
  • Week 5 Lost to Camila Cabello 5-110

VS

Taylor Swift (4-1-0 Pts. 354 Avg. 70.80)

  • Week 1 Defeated Miley Cyrus 83-21
  • Week 2 Defeated Doja Cat 97-25
  • Week 3 Defeated Billie Eilish70-44
  • Week 4 Lost to Selena Gomez 40-79
  • Week 5 Defeated Igy Azalea 64-45

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Babesleaga Group AB : Week 6 : Billie Eilish vs Camila Cabello

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Billie Eilish vs Camila Cabello

Billie Eilish (4-1-0 Pts. 331 Avg. 66.20)

  • Week 1 Defeated Doja Cat 80-28
  • Week 2 Defeated Iggy Azalea 58-53
  • Week 3 Lost to aylor Swift 44-70
  • Week 4 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 88-6
  • Week 5 Defeated Miley Cyrus 61-44

VS

Camila Cabello (4-1-0 Pts. 417 Avg. 83.40)

  • Week 1 Lost to Selena Gomez 49-59
  • Week 2 Defeated Miley Cyrus 85-26
  • Week 3 Defeated Iggy Azalea 86-18
  • Week 4 Defeated Doja Cat 87-6
  • Week 5 Defeated Megan Thee Stallion 110-5

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Babesleaga Group AB : Week 5 : Results and Standings

Good morning. Sorry for the delay but Labor Day festivities were lit this year.

Results

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Standings

ContestantsRecordsPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Selena Gomez5 – 0 – 044288.4012488.40-24.80
Camila Cabello4 – 1 – 041783.4011483.40-22.80
Taylor Swift4 – 1 – 035470.8021470.80-42.80
Billie Eilish4 – 1 – 033166.2020166.20-40.20
Iggy Azalea1 – 3 – 124849.6027349.60-54.60
Doja Cat1 – 4 – 011623.2038823.20-77.60
Miley Cyrus0 – 4 – 115931.8036931.80-73.80
Megan Thee Stallion0 – 0 – 55611.2043711.20-87.40

Week 6

  • TBD am Billie Eilish vs Camila Cabello
  • 2:00 pm Megan Thee Stallion vs Taylor Swift
  • 6:00 pm Miley Cyrus vs Doja Cat
  • 8:00 pm Iggy Azalea vs Selena Gomez

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Hi Miss Cardinale, whatchya doing?”

“Thinking”

“Thinking? About me?”

“Nope.”

“Damn.”

Winner

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This week.

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Friday Classic Funny

“Hi Mr. Walrus, found some more Far Sides for you.”

“Excellent, anything else?”

“Some funny videos, may be classic someday.”

“Bring it on.”

Cartoons and Memes

“Hey Mr. Walrus, have you got the music in you? I got the music in me.”

“I know what I would like to see in you.”

“What’s that?”

“Me.”

Winners – Tie

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10.

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Bond Girlathon August 28, 2024

Hi guys. It looks like Mr. Walrus has chosen me to host the new feature, Bond Girlathon. I think I would have made a good Bond girl, don’t you think? Hehe.

Here is the format for the matches. There will be two a week until every girl has played every girl once. There are 81 girls broken into 2 divisions. The top 16 in each division will then play in the Championship tournament which will be single elimination.

The voting for these matches wil be ranked preference with you choosing how strongly you prefer either contestant. It will be on a scale of 1 to 4. Also, for you men who can’t choose, there will also be a no preference option. Let’s see how that works out.

So here we have our opening two matches.

Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) VS Anegla Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)

Teresa di Vicenzo

Actress:Diana Rigg
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.

Diana Rigg

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Ruby Bartlett

Angela Scoular
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.

Angela Scoular

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Jane Seymour (Solitaire) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)

Solitaire

Actress:Jane Seymour
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.

Jane Seymour

VS

Nancy

Actress:Catherine Schell
Nationality:Hungarian
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.

Catherine Schell

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