I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on 10 April 2009, 8:59 am

When Obama tries to talk like a pirate, I hope he fails.

I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on 8 April 2009, 8:42 am

When Obama drives this and tries to convince people he’s not gay, I hope he fails.

I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on 6 April 2009, 8:43 am

When Obama tries to evade capture by using black magic to turn himself into a goat, I hope he fails.

I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on 3 April 2009, 9:01 am

When Obama tries to make a saving throw against poison so his 14th level half-elf mage survives a green dragon attack, I hope he fails.

(from Exurbankevin)

I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on 1 April 2009, 8:39 am

When Obama tries to play a cute little April Fools joke on his kids, I hope he fails.

I Hope He Fails

Posted by Frank J. on 30 March 2009, 9:10 am

When Obama tries to open clamshell packaging, I hope he fails.

Poll: Should Barack Obama Fail?

Posted by spacemonkey on 27 March 2009, 10:34 am

There’s been a lot of chatter about whether or not the president should fail. Really, the only way to settle this important matter is with a pointless poll. And, by they way, failure to vote in this poll could be catastrophic for the economy and your complexion.

Should Barack Obama fail?

Hasn't he failed already? Don't most presidents have, y'know, a government by now? (54%, 600 Votes)
Yes, if I can say that without seeming racist. (24%, 266 Votes)
Which answer do I get bailout/stimulus money for? Cuz I pick that one. (13%, 146 Votes)
Well, a piece of excrement that big WOULD be awfully difficult to pass. (7%, 74 Votes)
No, if he fails who will they have on all the TV shows and magazine covers? Brangelina? (2%, 17 Votes)
He's not that ethnic looking guy on American Idol is he? (1%, 11 Votes)