Climate change is happening now. Denial is dangerous.
@BarackObama

“Not ‘drowning polar bears’ dangerous (they can swim), I mean ‘greenies throwing garbage cans through your windows’ dangerous”

There’s nothing to be scared of when searching for health insurance. Three in four people can #GetCovered for less than $75 a month.
@BarackObama

“Unfortunately, 3 in 4 people are not actually in the 3 in 4. I’m just hoping they never start comparing notes.”

With #Obamacare, people can focus on treatment for pre-existing conditions without the fear of coverage being capped or denied. #GetCovered
@BarackObama

“Although your insurer going bankrupt IS still a fear”

Tens of millions of Americans have benefited from #Obamacare. Make sure you’re one of them. #GetCovered
@BarackObama

“Get your waiver today”

There are a lot of plans out there. Check your options and lock in the one that’s best for you: http://ofa.bo/2eZtYDp #GetCovered
@BarackObama

“Like most people, you’ll probably decide it’s ‘paying the stupid fine'”

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average is suddenly hitting record highs. What’s causing this?

The economy added 161,000 jobs in October, and wages are up 2.8 percent over the past year. http://ofa.bo/2e8XF5N #JobsReport.
@BarackObama

“Now ask how much your Obamacare premiums are up”

The landmark #ParisAgreement enters into force today — we must keep up the momentum to #ActOnClimate.
@BarackObama

“As long as it doesn’t involve running almost entirely on nuclear power – like they do in Paris”.

In the weekly address, President Obama discusses what #Obamacare has done to improve health care. http://ofa.bo/2ebbyAo
@BarackObama

#ShortestSpeeches

Let’s keep working to keep our economy on a better, stronger course.
@BarackObama

“Just not in the coal industry“

“Their right to inherit a healthy planet is a sacred responsibility.” — President Obama #ActOnClimate
@BarackObama

“We can’t offend the Vogons.”

Never underestimate the strength and resilience of the American economy.
@BarackObama

“If you do, you – like me – will fail to destroy it in a mere 8 years.”

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@BarackObama

“One source for all truth. It’s like Pravda without the backward Rs!”

“Everybody gets sick.” Check out what President Obama is doing to extend access to paid sick leave: http://ofa.bo/2cEHvAx #LeadOnLeave
@BarackObama

“Now available to tottery old pneumoniac presidential candidates who can’t manage unsupported vehicle entry.”

THIS is what a #CleanEnergy revolution looks like. New report out today http://ow.ly/bfzB3052oQ4 #ActOnClimate
@BarackObama

“Oops… sorry… that link goes to a clip of a burning wind turbine… immediately followed by a Rick Astley video.”