Please enable yoor camera is you are a hot woman undressing, but please not if you are a typical IMAO male.
On second thought, what good would that do me? Please come to my house if you are a hot woman undressing. But save it till you get here. Again, would not be of benefit to me if you undressed on the way. Possibly dangerous, too, if you drive a stick. Are panty hose still a thing? I can foresee problems with the brake pedal.
All I have so far is the intro. Need a little help with the second verse.
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Come and listen to my story ’bout a man named Oppo
From watching various movies, he believed there was a babe Gestapo
And then one day he was shootin’ for some feud
And up through his mind came a Babe-ylon crude:
“Vile, that is.
Mmm. Back bacon.
Texas toast.”
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Secret Service seeks attendees for LGBTQ summit at Disney World as campaign season heats up
Washington Times | September 4, 2024 | Victor MortonThe Secret Service failed to protect former President Donald Trump and the embattled agency will be taxed to the limit by the peak of presidential-campaign season.
But it will be well-represented at an LGBTQ summit at Disney World.
Reporter Susan Crabtree of RealClear Politics posted Wednesday on social media an agency-wide email from the Service’s DEI office that solicited people to attend the “Out and Equal” Workplace Summit at the Orlando, Florida, theme park.
2. Is it possible that their budget is just a teensy bit too ample?
You’re at a river. You want to cross it in a canoe, which is only big enough for you and one other item. On this side of the river you have a fox, a chicken, and a bushel of corn. You want to get them all to the other side.
A: What the hell is wrong with you? You don’t have anything better to do?
A: Get another canoe. Duh.
A: Why do you have a fox, a chicken, and a bushel of corn?
On this solemn day, a glimmer of hope:
Hunters In Right Place, Right Time To Rescue Crashed Pilot Near Meeteetse
CowboyStateDaily | 9/3/24 | Clair McFarlandA series of delays placed a Black Hawk pilot and a former athletic trainer in the right place and time to rescue a wrecked and hurt airplane pilot from a fire outside Meeteetse, Wyoming, on Sunday.
When the pilot’s plane went down, it had sparked a fire in the trees around him.
Steve Atencio and J.R. Larsen were out looking for big horn sheep Sunday morning so they could fill Larsen’s hunting tag, the pair told Cowboy State Daily in a Tuesday interview.
Atencio is a Black Hawk pilot for the Wyoming Army Guard in Cheyenne and has a background in firefighting, while Larsen worked prior as a certified athletic trainer.
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At about 10:45 that morning, both men heard a sputter, followed by a booming thump.
Atencio, who takes notice of aircraft, had seen a plane flying overhead moments earlier, but he wasn’t sure if the noise was connected to that plane sighting, he told Cowboy State Daily.
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The flames started creeping toward the pilot. Larsen and Atencio knew they had to get him out of there, the latter recalled.
Atencio, a former firefighter, wasn’t just worried about the heat harming the injured man. He was also concerned about falling trees. Even then, branches were falling.
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The two men helped responders secure the pilot onto a board and carried him gingerly downhill toward the helicopter. Then it loaded the injured man and flew away.
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He also marveled at the odds of them being there in the first place. They were on a strange route, behind schedule, and happened to be standing on a hill out of their course when they first noticed the smoke.
“Nothing about where we were headed was part of the plan,” said Larsen. “For whatever reason, that’s where we were put.”
