I still need to pick the winning questions for Michael Moore, which I’ll do tonight.
Also, how does everyone like my “I’m smart and thoughtful” expression for my editorial today?
There is a bigger announcement… but that will be later today…
UPDATE: I agree with the puppy blender; The Onion should be as funny as me.
UPDATE 2: Ha, I already got my GMAIL account thanks to a SpaceMonkey, losers.
And what do people have against Jags? I was thinking either an S-Type or a Mercedes for my next car – well, if my income suddenly increases in time.
FIRST
“So, Michael Moore, are you ready to stop being a terrorist-hugging bloated buffoonicus rex?”
WE TODD DID
beo,
You can’t submit anymore questions.
The pic is a good one, Frank. It certainly captures the seriousness and gravity of your editorial.
If your incisive commentary doesn’t get you Jonah Goldberg’s job, then your editorial picture definitely will. You can’t help but look at the pic and say, hey, that guy really knows what he’s talking about! Look at that smart and thoughtful expression on his face.
Frank,
why is it that YOU are the #1 hit for “puppy blender” on google?
I thought that was supose to be Glenn?
Futility
The pic is good, but I kind of like #5 here:
http://www.imao.us/archives/000572.html#000572
Frank, I know you are going to pick my Michael Moore-on question as the winner because: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND I DESERVE TO WIN SOMETHING!!!!
First, your Editorial was amusing, but you seem to forget something that makes us better than them: We don’t set out to harm the innocent!
Second: Bigger announcement later? Well, it’s later.
Last: Buy an American car. Especially GM. But really any American car will do.
Hey man,
To comment on your editorial pic: well I thought your other pics, esp. from the peace gallery made you look very young and boyish (I do not know how long ago they were taken), almost like that guy whatshisname from the Spiderguy movies, but in your editorial pic, you look much older and far more mature. Probably because your stance is highlighting your well-defined cheek bones or something. I recommend that you should pose for one of those Che like stances, with your head toward the left (um, not your left). Anyway, that is just what I think. Keep the good work, man.
Mercedes SL 500 http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SL500R.jsp
Mmmmmmmmmmm… and it’s only $90,000! You can do it, Frank! ;^)
Lincoln LS Sport, black, with a pair of small American flags on the front fenders!
i heart your editorial pic, Frank, you look smart and dollish. i don’t know about other people, but i don’t like jags because they’re ugly. but i think ALL sports cars are ugly; men are much more sexy in trucks and SUVs.
as to the bigger announcement, i can’t wait for it and will be on the road later. you should email me at work. 🙂
happy birthday jonag!
Jags are perfectly good cars… if you follow the “pasta rocket” rule: Drive one weekend a month, maintain the other three. They are very, very fussy cars.
Oops… the one directly above was me…
“…smart and thoughtful” expression? I thought you were going for “homicidal maniac choosing next victim” or “I could sure go for a nicely blended puppy right now.” Maybe you could get the T-Shirt Babe to do “smart and thoughtful” with her back nicely arched…lips in full pout…er, hmm, gotta go get a sarahk fix. See ya!
I believe that the Lincoln LS and the S-Type Jag are pretty much the same car under the skin. I’m also pretty sure the new Mustang is using the same platform.
Brass
I can tell you why people hate Jags. Have you ever heard the saying “What a Fag you are in your Jaguar.” You have to pronounce the word Jaguar the British way though or it doesn’t work.
Lincoln LS and Jag S are same body avoid the Jag J series like the plaque. But I think you would really enjoy a BWM much more.
Only one option for you man:
Pontiac GTO
350hp, 6-speed manual, rear drive.
frank: jags are soo gay. forgetabouit. caddy cts. roadracing heritage + red, white, n blue baby!
Wait! What about the Chevy SSR?? Sporty, yet a little redneck on the side, plenty of HP for the highway and an open top to blow your locks while you drive in style….
I also have a Gmail account and I have yet to see what all the hype is about. It has “tons” of space? So does my Outlook. What’s the big deal?
the conversation thing is way cool, and the multi-labeling, and the search (way better than outlook’s). serenity, gmail rocks! though i do have gripes.
I own both Jags and Porsches but my 1970 Nova kicks both of their a$$’s (up till top speed then the nova stop around 120MPH)
my old man’s got both, they are both damn fine cars, I’d go with the Mercedes though… good luck with getting a raise
Jag? Mercedes? I think you’d look good in a Puegot or a Citroen.
Hey, stop shooting at me.