I’ve never posted drunk before, so I thought I’d tell all you readers, “I love you, man!”
Now, what’s somethign really blasphemous I can sya. Damn, I can barely hit the keys. Well, all these bloggers I’m with are really cool, thought I haven’t heartd of them except for HArvey – barely.
Whoa, they have like a fish on their laptop. I beter remeber to sign out, or they’ll like totally take afavantage of my login.
I am the great Frank J.! Worship me!
FIRST!
Yay, alchohol! Boo monkeys!
Frank J isn’t funny when he’s drunk…
Frank, you spaz, you posted the same thing twice! Drink lots of water before you go to bed so you don’t get dehydrated. And leave one foot on the floor when you go to bed if the room is spinning. Cheers!
Dude, FrankJ is f-ing hilarious when he’s drunk! I just watched him try to cut a piece of prime rib by holding the knife still and using the fork to move the plate back and forth. This is great stuff!
That’s just scary. I, of course, make sure to always be sure to lock up may blog nice and tight when I’m drunk.
My IM conversations when I’m drunk are supposed to be absolutely hilarious…
And Frank J. no double posting even if you are drunk. That’s just no good. No good at all.
Why can’t I be drunk? Stupid liberal proffessors making me do homework. 😉
Isn’t it time IMAO moved into the video-clip stage?
And video-clips of Frank J drunk is a great starting point!
Hmmmmm… A looooooong way from Bible reading, no?
Bite the worm!
I so enjoy reading Frank’s posts, but this is priceless.
Poor Frank, church is just no darn fun with a hangover…lol
Frank is evidently a boring drunk poster. SarahK needs to wash his tongue out with soap! ha
I once IMed my roommate – who was across the room – when I was drunk and told him, “I ihnk Im a little inobroated”
I bow down before your drunkeness…
[thud]…excuse me, but your floor hit my head.
time to sleep now…
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Okay, how many posts am I holding up? Two? Uh, okay. Right.
Dude! You hit the SEND button twice>
Dude! You hit the SEND button twice.
To quote a popular tv show… “Isn’t it a little bit early to be wasted… … DumbAss” (j/k, of course… good stuff!)
Hmm, and where is SarahK during this, and why isn’t she stopping him? Like how much has SHE had to drink?
Frank posting while high: The Final Frontier.
what’s better? calling the girl you have a crush on as your getting increasingly drunk . . . I feel so stupid now for having done that, I’m just glad I didn’t say anything too stupid. I hope . . .
Hmmm. And what does the girlfriend have to say about THIS one?
Hm…last time I read a “I’m sooooo drunk!” post, it mysteriously disappeared the next day.
Will these?
Morning Frank
How’s your head? Any new tatoo’s?
So … Did SaraK get lucky?
I hope Tammi brought out the make up and made him all purdy lookin. LOL Don’t forget the fingernails too!!
Damn Frank, what an amateur… double posting, spelling errors.
Hells bells. Learn how to drink.
Time for an intervention! This will sober you up:
Babs for President
President Boxer
Wow, seeing and posting double. Nice one.
Dang, capitano, hitting FrankJ with info like that when he wakes up with a hangover? Isn’t that unbearably cruel and unusual punishment?
j00 hi7 teh s3nd bu770n 7wiCi3! Lik3 thi5…
j00 hi7 teh s3nd bu770n 7wiCi3! Lik3 thi5…
Woah, I must be drunk ’cause I’m seein’ double! Looks like you posted this post four times! zzzzz….
You mean ALL your posts have been sober posts?
Git outta here!
The only time I’m not drinking is when I’m shooting…or is it the other way around. Yer pal BULLSEYE.
So important he posted it twice.