IMAO EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT IMAO!
The Israeli campaign against Hezbollah has gotten out of control, and IMAO is here to show you what the Zionist-controlled media is trying to cover-up. You’ve seen the devestation done to Beirut (here and here), but what you don’t know is that today Israel got so zealous with it bombing of Hezbollah that they overshot Lebanon and hit Orlando, Florida, smack in the center of the Magic Kingdom at Disney World. SarahK and I happened to be there today, and SarahK snapped this photo of me in front of the carnage:
You may wonder how I can remain so calm in the face of a small world becoming even smaller. Well, it’s simple: it’s because of my steely resolve to bring you the truth.
You may also wonder why I waited until now to post this photo. Well, it’s just you have to connect the camera to the computer, upload the photo to the blog, and write the post… and I just wanted to play video games this weekend, ya know? Plus, SarahK kept making me clean. What did she think I got a wife for?
I’ll post more information as I get it… or until the Zionists shut me down.
UPDATE:
Cadet Happy says this picture is a fake and has an animated GIF as “proof”; well, maybe I touched the photo up a bit… but that’s all!
His claims of the “original source photo” is a complete lie, though.
UPDATE 2:
A picture kill has been issued.
I am not necessarily a Zionist, but I’ll bomb your ass if you mess with my Israel. The Temple WILL be rebuilt, you goyem putz!!!
PS-Mel Gibson was right…we do run everything.
Linked from Old War Dogs >> al-Reuters Doctoring Photos from Beirut
Hey Frank-
Check out the photo I took outside Epcot.
http://civilwarclipart.com/Clipartgallery/images/gazaweiner.jpg
Damn. Next time Israel overshoots Lebanon, they should try for EuroDisney.
Take that, surrender monkeys!
Cadet Happy is obviously a Joooooo sympathizer and needs to be pushed into the sea with the rest of the infidels!!!
Possibly by using a piece of debris as a makeshift boogie board to surf the air currents, a man who fell some 80 storeys with the collapsing WTC survived, and was even relatively unharmed.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/franksalterego/frankj.jpg
This photo is faked! Look closely, and you’ll see that FrankJ’s shadow is 1/16th of an inch off from the rest of the picture. You obviously photo-manipulated your own image into the picture. Therefore, you weren’t even there when the Magic Kingdom was bombed. Talk about a scandal! This PROVES that Hezbollah is right, Bush/Chenay are evil, and that Jesus died for nothing.
You sent SarahK to a war zone…you bastard!
You should have put the green helmet guy in there somewhere holding up a baby.
My sources tell me that the bombs hit right after FrankJ and the lovely SarahK exited Cinderellaberg’s Castle. Reportedly Frank was humming “It’s a Small Jew after all”!
The IDF has developed a gigantic robotic rabbi to stomp on Muslim babies. Photo here, via Reuters.