Fox News Legal Analyst Peter Johnson Jr. says he wants to hear 4 words from Obama:
“I hear you, America.”
He didn’t exactly read my mind on that one.
So let’s see… what 4 words would *I* want to hear from That One?
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* “Here’s my birth certificate”
* “Michelle… that dress… tacky.”
* “Commie czars – all fired”
* “Ronald Reagan was right”
* “Let’s kill some terrorists!”
* “No more f@#$ing bailouts!”
* “I suck. I resign”
* “Michael Moore – shut up!”
* “Less taxing, less spending”
* “Southern border – BIG wall”
* “I’m sorry, Officer Crowley”
* “Won’t run for re-election”
What four words do YOU want to hear from Obama?
What’s in that bucket?
I resign effective tomorrow.
Sorry about the socialism.
I weewee’d up America.
My TelePrompTer is broken!
No hope, no change.
Yes we can fail.
Healthcare not human right.
No more light beer.
I surrender to Fred.
* Eich bein ein Bullshitter!
* Sarah Palin Called It
* Wife Is A Man
* Socialism Gives Me Wood
* I Am Committing Suicide
You’re right; I lie.
http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com/2009/09/you-lie.html
Did I do that
Crap, they have guns.
I have lung cancer.
I’ll shut up now.
Sarah Palin was right
* “Free unicorns for all!”
* “My replacement: Fred Thompson!”
Biden and I quit.
me born in Kenya
I fire Nancy Pelosi
I fire czars now
Constitution good, communism bad
my bad, i quit
I be epic fail
eat no arugala now
terrosist bad, america good
you’re right. i suck.
I’m moving to Venezuela.
I’m moving to Nicaragua.
I’m moving to Cuba.
Not sure about Honduras.
Bo’s in charge now.
Ted Kennedy? Bad man.
Health speech? Just kidding!
I am gonna jump
This Constitution ain’t bad!
It’s the spending, stupid.
China, cut us off.
I love free markets.
Holdren? Under the bus.
Harry Reid? Silencio, stupido.
Nancy Pelosi? Nice kneewarmers.
(Oh wait….)
way dark under bucket
This Job Way Hard
Oh look free Icecream
in door is where?
your healthcare, say goodbuy
I have no mandate.
Rahm, you are fired.
Sarah, please take over.
I’m sick of Marxism.
Free markets for everybody!
(Those last two kind of go together.)
I believe in freedom.
Sorry about Justice Sotomayor.
Chavez can piss off.
Reverend Wright’s a wacko.
Bail yourself out, ‘k?
Smaller government, lower taxes.
Acorn lost all funding.
Fred’s calling the shots.
IMAO’s my favorite blog.
I’m buying a gun.
Yes, I’m a muslim.
I fooled you all!
Duh, my policies suck.
Illegal Immigrants leave now!
Democrats love to lie.
We have no clue.
I’m your worst nightmare!
(#3 Leland; Bravo!)
Motopolitico said:
“No More Light Beer”
WIN. That’s all I’m sayin
“I quit! I quit!”
“Joe Wilson is right”
by the way – can we Joe Wilson some kind of IMAO award? I think he earned it last night. The only one in the room with the balls to call a lie a lie.
Hopefully the first of many.
“Saw my legs off.”
“Colostomy bag is full.”
“Here there be communists.”
“My presidency ends today.”
“Helen Thomas on top.”
“I’m not dead ye-“
karl marx was wrong
dissenting americans are good
me nuke iran now
me punch Kim Jong
liberals wrong, america good
illegal immigrants go home
english is national language
water board terrorist more
drill here, drill now!
Michelle is the stupid
No speeches for 1 year
I suck big time.
I’m voting Palin 2012
Joe Biden’s a retard
it’s all Pelosi’s fault
Barney Frank is Gay
Fail Triggers my Resignation
Pelosi, no more botox!
Wilson..truth to power !!
Kenya, here I come.
No more taxes now.
I am having a passionate sexual affair with Helen Thomas and am dumping my wife. (I know it’s more than 4 words but considering the circumstances, can’t we give him a pass?)
Um..Uh..I resign.
#7 SVJ…
“Biden and I quit.”
2 words: President Pelosi! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
“I’ve got swine flu.”
My illness is terminal.
“EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!”
Don’t taze me bro.
What dat inna BOX
Kick in white half.
Biden, stop doin’ Macarena!
Requiescat In Pace, self…
*BANG!*
Fiery death to Congress!
I’m we Todd did.
Taxation without representation…sorry.
I hate white people.
Black genitalia myth? False.
Less experience than Trig.
Ha Ha! Teddy’s dead.
Let’s nuke the moon
I’m with Blarg…Joe Wilson rocks! An award is definitely in order.
Did you say hemlock?
Time for a lobotomy
I am a crook
Free healthcare for nobody!
I have no experience
I apologize for Pelosi.
Where’s me bucket, Joey. (in Cockney accent)
I am a Muslim.
Plastic doll … melts quickly!
http://www.JoeWilsonforCongress.com
Donations now being accepted.
(Hey! that’s four words!)
“Oh Lord, I apologize … “
This thread is awesome.
“I’m a big Douchebag”
“Here’s your money back”
“Will genuflect to sheiks”
“My ears are huge”
“South gets long wall”
“Wall gets deep moat”
“Fill moat with Crocs”
“Fill crocs with Mexicans”
“Wet, Lather, Rinse, Repeat”
* “Michelle… that dress… tacky.”
THANK YOU!
Srsly, what is up with that? Among her 100s-deep personal staff, not one of them is a personal stylist?
It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed FOR her, but wouldn’t give two shakes if she wasn’t making the rest of us look bad by even the slimmest of associations.
And yeah, I’m going to pick on the girls too. I remember seeing a photo a few months ago of some trip the family took overseas.
While in an official capacity, visiting some statehouse or whatever, the girls looked like they were dressed for the beach in short-shorts.
I guess the idea of them wearing a nice dress with tights and Sunday shoes would be asking too much. *sigh*
WTF? We know the parents hate America, but you’d think the Obamagirls could at least have some pride in themselves to dress like proper young ladies representin’
I guess class has to be taught, and look what they are being raised by.
Dammit,Darnit, I’m just an anonymous fashion-challenged nobody, but I would give almost anything to have a total professional makeover so that I could look my absolute best out in public. The Obamagals, on the other hand, have every resource available to theirownselves at no cost, so they have no excuse. /rantJobs! Jobs! Jobs! (using Biden math)
Wilson needs to take some tips from The One on his TelePrompTer skills. He comes off sounding like a rube with all the awkward pauses as his eyes go to a new line.
my Bad….peace out!
Jesus Christ is Lord
Massa gonna whup me!
I grew a pair
Che is teh gay
Arugala is for hippies
“… for that; and be
with the starving pygmies
in New Guinea, Amen.”
#54 – Compugor.
Amen! No, seriously, Amen!
Sillicon Valley Jim, if Obi and Biden BOTH quit thev White House goes to PELOSI!
You wanna rethink your idea?
Blindfold. One last cigarette.
harikiri – noble way out
Good bye, cruel world…
My name is HUSSEIN!
Ask me again: SAME!
It’s Christians I TAME!
There goes my FAME!
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The Pokemon Story? Hmmm…
Can’t be all bad.
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php
now my mind broke.