I found this picture at Demotivational.com:
My first thought was “there’s gotta be a ‘dinosaurs with rocket launchers’ joke in here somewhere.”
Or ANY kind of joke, for that matter (the original Demovtivational caption was pretty weak).
I’m not having much luck. Thought I’d give you guys at crack at this thing.
UPDATE: Per Svenn Diagram’s comment, this is from a relatively new Australian show called “Danger 5“. Here’s part 1 of the first episode (no dinosaurs, they come in during episode 3):
I don’t know what to compare it to, other than a low-budget, extra-campy version of “Our Man Flint”. Highly recommend for fans of 60’s spy-kitsch.
Rutherford B. Hayes would kill this with his bare hands this at a White House state dinner.
or:
“Machine guns?! I wanted frickin’ laser beams!”
or:
Where’s Indiana Jones when you need him?
Sorry:
Rutherford B. Hayes would kill this with his bare hands and serve it at a White House state dinner.
Actually, it’s from an Australian show called Danger 5, which is pretty funny
In the modern era, this weapons system has been fully modeled by a supercomputer and found to aim accurately 1.2% of the time. This is considered acceptable as the location of OWS protesters has been found to follow a non-Gaussian, random distrubution. Plus, it steps on people.
(Okay, I tried the high-tech approach. Meh…)
The EU still fails to understand why its new logo isn’t catching on.
The plotline to Command and Conquer Red Alert 4
If I had to pick a Demotivational meme, I’d go with
“Nazi Triceratops with horn-mounted machine gun – still a better love story than Twilight”
Also, “more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.”
The supercomputer model also found that a monkey at the trigger was much more deadly than a human who thinks too much.
Hannibal, eat your heart out.
(And strangely enough, the game Dino Blitz doesn’t have anything to do with this.)
It is a do ceratops, or a do not ceratops. There is no tri…
Well, that’s a keeper
When your cable goes out you get angry.
When you get angry you go out looking for an adventure.
When you go out looking for an adventure a big hormy nazi finds you.
When the big horny nazi finds you it smashes your town and leaves Harvey speechless.
Don’t leave Harvey speechless. Switch to Satellite today.
There she was just walking down the street
Singing do a diddy diddy dumb diddy do
Firing her achinegun and shuffling her feet
Singing do a diddy diddy dumb diddy do
achinegun = machinegun
I can’t type. I blame the commies.
Not really digging this “reimagining” of Terrible Thunderlizards.
“Rosie did not take the news of her show’s cancelation well.”
As a Liberal Nazi, when a Conservative wins, you get angry.
When you get angry, you mount a dinosaur with machine gun.
When you mount a dinosaur with machine gun, you kill cops.
When you kill cops, you’re found guilty and injected with lethal poison.
Don’t get injected with lethal poison. Become a Conservative.
meme, “It sucks when you don’t have a finger to pull the trigger.”
“I thought you said you booked Carrot Top for the Occupy rally…well, yes, it does better represent our ‘weltanschauung.'”
“Say hello to my little friends, Sturm und Drang!”
“Die Wacht am Rhino”
1. “The Australian contribution to the Afghan coalition was light in numbers but heavy in Badass”
2.”Dang it mom I said I wanted a Laserausaurus.”
3. Rifleosaurus’ toes smell like honey badger
4. Not just any gun rack would do for Teddy Roosevelt.
EXTENSIVE POLITICKING
“A brokered convention is now our stated goal, and winning the nomination for Dr. Paul at said convention will require extensive politicking.”
And Fred and Barney were never heard from again.
Suffering from “third horn” inadequacy?
Don’t get caught with your panzers down?
This is the episode where they plan to depose Hitler by supporting “electable Eichmann.” That plot seems familiar…
“When it absolutely has to be there overnight”.
Dinonazi’s, who knew?
Slow and steady win the race?
Nazi’s and dinosaurs, even mother nature denies them.
Motorcade leader Tricer 001, nothing’s too good for our fearless leader.
On the next ep they nuke the moon, right?
I’m so horny the crack of dawn ain’t safe!
Finally replacing the donkey as the symbol of the democrat party.
Eva Brawn.
Uberdreigehörntendinosauriermaschinengewehrpanzerkampfwagonsieben
Well, I was going to go with DamnCat for the win, until I saw Charon’s entry. Charon um den Sieg!
Who says there’s no such thing as a pro-gun Democrat?
The situation was dire until the dinosaur remembered that the thought controlled weapon he’d stolen only responded to Russian commands…
Hitler: This is way better than frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads!
Dr. Stangelove: Mein Furher, I can walk!