Another Gumbeaux find. Want to see a good imitation of Kamala? This lady knows her Kamala! Turn the volume on. For some reason, this always seems to start on “Mute” for me by default. https://twitter.com/janninereid1/status/1756221861342646675 2
No further comment needed. Two works of art: Bob B: âTwas the night before Christmas, and all through the HouseNot a camera was whirring to catch even one souse.The stockings were flung hither-thither without care,Hoping that some unlucky aide soon would be bare;The pages were tucked in all snug in their beds;While visions of subsidies …
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Not from himself, just from his desk — IT HAS BEEN NOTICED THAT EVEN THOUGH WALRUS HAS COMMENTED WHILST ON VACATION THAT VIEWERSHIP IS DOWN ON THIS WEBSITE AND THIS CANNOT BE PERMITTED TO CONTINUE. WE ARE ENLISTING THE AID OF BUD LIGHT EXECUTIVEXTRESSES TO ADDRESS THE SITUATION AND IT SHOULD BE TURNED AROUND OR …
Per Gumbeaux: đ” Now in the streets, there is violenceTrumpâs successes must be undoneThe media does its brainwashingClimate change not the fault of the sun, oh no When you go rock down to Electric AvenueAnd then the car explodes into fire.Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric AvenueYouâll never have to change a flat tire. …
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Created by Gumbeaux: âȘ âȘ My brainâs without reasonIt takes the amnesie way out.My family does treasonFor money, we always sell out, Mao. Iâm every day tripperMSM crickets yeah.My mind is gone, thereâs no doubtThen I blackout. I look older than CaesarMy gaffes include all that I say thereCerebrumâs a freezerNo wheat amidst all of …
Hi Gang. We had several Harvey’s going out this past week so here is the updated list. 1.BurtJanuary 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM (Edit)The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is⊠a write in campaign for FramkJ Flemming. Straight Line of the Day: The Best Way To End the …
Courtesy of Gumbeaux: Straight Line of the Day: What memorable lines can we expect from Brandon’s upcoming eulogy of Jimmy Carter?
Hi all. We have our periodic update on Harvey Award winners. Please remember to lets us know if you win one so we can add you to the list. 1.BurtJanuary 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM (Edit)The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives IsâŠa write in campaign for FramkJ Flemming.Straight …
Just wanted to let everyone know that I am keeping track of Harvey Award Winners. Here are the winners for 2023 so far. 1.BurtJanuary 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM (Edit)The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives IsâŠa write in campaign for FramkJ Flemming.Straight Line of the Day: The Best …
Courtesy of Gumbeaux: At today’s press lie-fest, Karine Jean-Pierre was whining, “No easy questions today, huh?” Not that she could answer those either. Since she is obviously not as skilled as Little Red Lying Hood, can we come up with some softball questions she is capable of answering? For example, “Are you smarter than a …
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“Mr. Walrus, good day I have a surprise for you.” “I love surprises Ms Hayek. Love them.” “Well then you will love this. We have some new memes for you and a new assistant to help present them.” “Really? My my, my staff is really growing.” “Ahem, yes. In any case let me present your …
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Title and images submitted by Gumbeaux: “Colbie was born at 23 weeks, weighing only 1lb 2 oz. She spent 153 days in the NICU, had eye surgery and six brain surgeries. The doctors told us we wouldn’t know what to expect, yet here she is!”…with her doll to match. Actually, the WBC recognized Bridger as …
